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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Onion on today: 'Fuck Everything, Nation Reports'
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-nation-reports,30743/Following the fatal shooting this morning at a Connecticut elementary school that left at least 27 dead, including 20 small children, sources across the nation shook their heads, stifled a sob in their voices, and reported fuck everything. Just fuck it all to hell.
All of it, sources added.
Im sorry, but fuck it, I cant handle thisI just cant handle it anymore, said Deborah McEllis, who added that no, no, no, no, no, this isnt happening, this cant be real. Seriously, what the hell is this? Whats even going on anymore? Why do things like this keep happening?
... Americans reported feelings of overwhelming disgust with whatever abhorrent bastard did this and with the world at large for ever allowing it to happen, as well as with politicians, with the NRA, and above all with their own pathetic goddamn selves, sitting in front of a fucking computer instead of doing fucking anything to help anyoneChrist, as if that were even fucking possible, as if anyone could change what happened, as if the same fucking bullshit isnt going to keep happening again and again and fucking again before people finally decide its time to change the way we live, so whats the point? What the hell is the goddamned point?
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The Onion on today: 'Fuck Everything, Nation Reports' (Original Post)
Newsjock
Dec 2012
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craigmatic
(4,510 posts)1. Great article
KeepItReal
(7,769 posts)2. Satire. Truth.
eom
Cooley Hurd
(26,877 posts)4. The greatest satire starts with a seed of truth...
...although this seed is rancid.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)3. Another GBCW announcement from The Onion. Hope they don't give up, seriously.
They handle the worst situations fearlessly.