Today I attended the wedding of a person to a corporation

[proud2BlibKansan]

Our local Move to Amend group hosted the wedding. http://kcmovetoamend.org/



Special guests were Justices Thomas, Alito, Scalia, Roberts and Kennedy.





The groom Goldman Sachs was asked to promise to take this woman to be his wholly owned subsidiary.



The cake was absolutely delicious.

[Gregorian]

1. Haha! Brilliant.

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. It was a riot.

I wish I had taped the vows. They were absolutely hilarious.

[XemaSab]

2. I bet someone's getting fucked by a corporation right now!

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. ROFL!!

[jsmirman]

19. LOL

would be even funnier if it weren't so painful

[PA Democrat]

3. Love the corporate logos on the Supremes' robes.

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. Those were pretty awesome looking.

Someone spent a lot of time on those robes. They turned out great!

[Initech]

9. It looks like something out of Idiocracy.

"Welcome to the AOL Time Warner Taco Bell US Government Processing Center".

[malaise]

7. Brilliant

Rec

[Initech]

8. So how is a marriage like this consummated? Do they screw you behind your back or to your face?

[barbtries]

17. every which way they can, of course.

[Kalidurga]

10. So if the bride...

gets gas at BP is that adultery?

[EFerrari]

11. I love this.

[Zalatix]

12. Hilarious!!!!!!!

[Quantess]

13. If I ever started going to church, it would be a church like that.

[saras]

14. One thing I don't understand - can parent companies fuck you too?

[burrowowl]

15. Very Good!

[ellisonz]

16. K & R

[deacon]

18. K + R

[proud2BlibKansan]

20. More details and pictures:

http://tellsomebodyradio.blogspot.com/