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Attilatheblond

(5,562 posts)
Tue Mar 11, 2025, 06:52 PM Mar 11

Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff could not complete a sobriety test after twice striking a black Chevy Suburban

How in the name of comedy relief and drunk driving did I miss this?

https://www.shreveporttimes.com/story/news/2025/03/05/speaker-mike-johnson-chief-of-staff-arrested-on-dui-charge-in-capitol-after-trump-address/81665615007/]

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff, Hayden Haynes, was arrested and charged with DUI following President Donald Trump's address to Congress late Tuesday night.


https://www.ncja.org/crimeandjusticenews/mike-johnson-aide-could-not-do-sobriety-test-after-dui-arrest]

House Speaker Mike Johnson’s chief of staff, Hayden Haynes, could not complete a sobriety test after twice striking a black Chevy Suburban with his white Tesla sedan, said an affidavit from the officer who arrested him for driving under the influence. The officer who responded just after midnight — an hour after President Trump completed his joint address to Congress — said that Haynes “was slurring his words when voice activating his vehicle to open the glove compartment,” had a strong odor of alcohol on his breath and said he’d had four drinks over a four-hour period, Politico reports.

Haynes needed help putting his glasses in his pocket, and was unable to complete the remainder of the field sobriety test because he was swaying from left to right. Asked to provide a urine sample, Haynes dropped the cup into the toilet, and when given another cup, he could not provide a sample. "The Speaker has full faith and confidence in Hayden’s ability to lead the Speaker’s office,” said a Johnson spokesperson. Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) jokingly made reference to the case when speaking about Republican opposition to diversity, equity and inclusion programs. "They're not that into DEI. But they love DUI," he said. "We gotta stop those DUI hires on Capitol Hill."


Long time aid to Speaker Johnson... such fine, upstanding chaps the Speaker hangs around with.
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Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff could not complete a sobriety test after twice striking a black Chevy Suburban (Original Post) Attilatheblond Mar 11 OP
If I had that job I would be BLASTED 24/7. Maru Kitteh Mar 11 #1
republican "values" are in no way aligned with Christ's teachings BoRaGard Mar 11 #2
I'm pretty sure HoosierDebbie Mar 11 #6
Mikey will have to also monitor chief's alcohol intake alongside already monitoring Johnson's son's porn feed Bernardo de La Paz Mar 11 #3
Raskin for Poet Laureate! DFW Mar 11 #4
If i had to help their agenda, i might drink, too........ Karadeniz Mar 11 #5
I pity the fool. His boss is a spineless marionette. Trump and Musk exemplify the other three types. Marcuse Mar 11 #7
While driving a Tesla, no less! AwakeAtLast Mar 12 #8
Cops should have taken him to the hospital and had blood drawn Jersey Devil Mar 12 #9

Maru Kitteh

(29,886 posts)
1. If I had that job I would be BLASTED 24/7.
Tue Mar 11, 2025, 06:53 PM
Mar 11

yup



editing to add, and I don’t even hardly drink anymore . . perhaps 10 total per/year

BoRaGard

(4,719 posts)
2. republican "values" are in no way aligned with Christ's teachings
Tue Mar 11, 2025, 06:55 PM
Mar 11

The main republicon values are greed, bearing false witness, and hypocrisy up the wazoo.

This case is just one more in an exhausting string of examples.

Bernardo de La Paz

(53,869 posts)
3. Mikey will have to also monitor chief's alcohol intake alongside already monitoring Johnson's son's porn feed
Tue Mar 11, 2025, 06:56 PM
Mar 11

"DUI hires" -- brilliant! Meme it!

Peter Kegsbreath is also a DUI hire at the Pentagon.

Marcuse

(8,255 posts)
7. I pity the fool. His boss is a spineless marionette. Trump and Musk exemplify the other three types.
Tue Mar 11, 2025, 08:17 PM
Mar 11
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