Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

"Accidentally" shot by tank in preparation for his petty dictator's pageant?

Fell down Air Force One's steps while reenacting a popular AI image?

Stabbed by somebody? By anybody?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Was in the rose garden

and got in the way of one of the bulldozers.

[SheltieLover]

2. Fatally stabbed himself with a Sharpie, attempting to change Saturday's weather forecast map?

Kraznov's head exploded when he saw weather forecast for Saturday?

Took a header down stairs of AF 1 for a change & cracked his empty noggin?

Haunted to death by Ivana?

[malaise]

6. Bwaaaah

😀

[SheltieLover]

11. ...

Anorher day closer...

[CaptainTruth]

3. Today's meme

[twodogsbarking]

4. Amen and Hallaluhahahaha.

[RVN VET71]

13. this prayer should be encouraged in schools and Sunday schools

Lovin' it!

[electric_blue68]

19. BWAH! Amen!

[malaise]

5. No but that California court hearing today

should facilitate another fall from his lofty fascist heights

[twodogsbarking]

7. Went to see Jamie Lee Curtis on Halloween. Jason met him first.

Dumped in Crystal Lake.

[Joinfortmill]

8. Not fucking yet, goddammit.

[PunkinPi]

9. C'mon already...

[hlthe2b]

10. "Sir, Sir? Please come join us! I'll scoot over..."

"I think he likes men...?"

[get the red out]

12. Pneumonia

He gets pneumonia after the rainy parade and he is obviously not in good health to begin with.

[niyad]

14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

15. He fell when he stepped on Posse Comitatus and hit his head. It is very slippery.

[republianmushroom]

16. Not today either, huh, Lord, to bad , it would of been a good day for

his demise. Sun is shinning, birds are singing, would of been a good day for it.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

17. Our prayers have not been answered

[Blue Owl]

18. What's taking so fucking long?