Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Killed "graveyard dead" by a psychotic Florida sheriff?

Fatally upstaged by an activist ~25% his age?

Killed and eaten by National Guard troops deployed without support or resources?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[FarPoint]

1. I feel a crossing over my happen

within 1 year.... then Putin will follow....

[LymphocyteLover]

4. from your lips...

what a massively better world that would be

[SheltieLover]

2. Fatally stabbed by dart kraznov threw at picture of Judge Breyer which happened to ricochet like a boomerang.

Trampled to death by horse spooked by flash bangs thrown at protesters?

Sizzled to extra crispy blob by huge storm in DC on his birthday?

Head exploded when he heard Gov Newsom's criticism of his riduculous parade?

Died by a thousand cuts after flinging a whole case of catsup bottles at the wall upon hearing Sen Schiff's criticizm & karma redirected them at his fugly head.

[sop]

3. It's only 7:30 in the morning, Friday the 13th...there's still hope.

[republianmushroom]

17. Never give up hope on this.

It will happen.

[LymphocyteLover]

5. accidental overdose of whatever cocktail of drugs that are giving him in his i.v.?

[malaise]

6. No but today is Friday 13

and hopefully Jason has a plan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jason_Voorhees_(Ken_Kirzinger).jpg

[Submariner]

7. Well, tomorrow is likely Anwar Sadat appreciation day somewhere

He liked parades too.

[twodogsbarking]

8. Was lonely to see Rush Limbaugh.

[surfered]

9. Spontaneously combusted listening to Gov Newsom's press conference.

Turns out, that orange pancake make-up they slather on his face with a trowel is flammable. Who knew?

[SheltieLover]

11. Hahaha

Good one!

[surfered]

13. You too!

[BigmanPigman]

15. Good description.

I've always referred to it as Bondo, the stuff used to fill in car dents.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. Now would be good

Link to tweet

[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[hlthe2b]

14. Failed to beware of even those most obsequious Congressional allies..

-- (or foreign "friends" )-- they can STING!...

[republianmushroom]

16. Last night would of been a good one Lord.

Could of dumped the body in with the rest of the parade trash. Fitting !

[Blue Owl]

18. HURRY UP ALREADY

There's no time to wait....