Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than...

[demmiblue]

Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.

— Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) 2025-06-14T22:40:55.709Z

When mommy and daddy spend a fortune on your quinceañera and nobody from school shows up.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2025-06-14T23:15:46.017Z

[tanyev]

1. He was hoping there would be lots of protestors and he could order the tanks to run over them.

[SheltieLover]

4. No doubt.

Wrong country, kraznov. Go live in the kremlin or n. Korea.

[Irish_Dem]

33. Right he was hoping for bloodshed.

[Trueblue1968]

86. Donnie has a Widdle Sad !!!!! #NoOneWentToDonniesParade

Ohhhhhhhhhh, Poor Wireless unpopular DonOLD. No body likes me. Everybody hates me. I'M just gonna go eat worms.

[MadameButterfly]

118. I think his childhood was kind of like that

First his parents, then his friends, then his family.
He has spent his life trying to overcome this, which began when he was a toddler, and will take the whole world down with him and it still won't change the original problem .

[Iggo]

95. He didn't learn from J6?

Why would we show up to a gang party (that’s obviously a trap), when we had hundreds of other sensible parties to go to?

At least this time his idiotic supporters didn’t turn on each other and the cops.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. When mommy and daddy spend a fortune on your quinceaera and nobody from school shows up.

When mommy and daddy spend a fortune on your quinceañera and nobody from school shows up.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2025-06-14T23:15:46.017Z

[SheltieLover]

5. Hahaha!

[Kingofalldems]

36. Melanoma doesn't look too happy either.

[Cha]

42. lol.. as per usual.

[3catwoman3]

56. She never does.

Unless Justin Trudeau is nearby.

[paleotn]

80. One of the few occasions she has to be in the same time zone as poopy pants.

But a contract is a contract. She believes in getting paid.

[AmandaRuth]

123. she can't stand him...

even the thought of being that close disgusts her

[lapfog_1]

103. she must have just informed mushroom dick

that there would be no birthday blow job. Not now, not ever.

[AZ8theist]

124. Looks like he has a full diaper.

[hlthe2b]

3. Hegseth is certainly NOT enjoying it.

[ProfessorGAC]

10. Must Be No Bar

I can see that making him very unhappy!

[Hugin]

12. He found out it's a cash bar. n/t

[Dulcinea]

21. Did he forget his flask?

Or was it confiscated on the way in? Everyone else looks bored to death.

[BidenRocks]

65. Unlike a ball game

There are no in seat beer services.
(Do they still do that?)

[rurallib]

110. he needs an alcohol drip

[PittBlue]

6. Oh, little Donnie is having a sad on his birthday.

Moronica looks happy as always.🤣

[Cha]

47. LOl... What a freaking shame.. Makes me

Happy though.

Yeah, lol at Morticia .. arm candy.. no so much.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

57. It's his party and he can cry at it if he wants to. . . . . nt

[Trueblue Texan]

85. LOL!!! I don't know WHEN I've had such a great time at a birthday party event! Nt

[calimary]

106. You guys sure know how to make me laugh!

[malaise]

7. The comments about Hegseth

are hilarious😀

[Hekate]

8. I feel, I feel ... a spark of joy

[Tarzanrock]

9. Cheer up, Turd. Things are just going to be a lot worse for you tomorrow.

[mercuryblues]

11. It's my party.

&t=4s

[BidenRocks]

66. You would cry too

If trump happened to you!

[misanthrope]

13. Looks to me like he is just watching that flat screen in front of him

Hegseth and Melania had their eyes trained on it too.

[GoCubsGo]

14. And, he's probably sun-downing.

Grampy looks like he can't stay awake.

I wonder how much we paid Malaria to make an appearance at this shitshow.

[Irish_Dem]

35. Yes I think he looks bored and is falling asleep.

[SomedayKindaLove]

111. Well it is his first history lesson

[Sanity Claws]

15. Was that Melania or a stand-in?

She looks off, different. That's why I asked.

[progressoid]

32. Mark IV or Mark V?

[DeeDeeNY]

46. Excellent!

[Irish_Dem]

52. I loved this segment when I first saw it. Hilarious.

[Irish_Dem]

39. She is a lot thinner and just got botox again.

But yes she does look different.
Could be a stand in.
She was actually talking to him like she was enjoying it.
Either a stand in or he paid her a lot of money to be nice to him.

[NBachers]

60. I got the impression t was the early animatronic Melania v.1, sitting motionless and blinking occasionally.

[Traildogbob]

16. An image

Of pure love and affection from a happily married pair of sweethearts and a devoted loving wife showering her adoring husband with affection for his birthday. Family values pour out of their pores.
A true HallMart moment.
Maybe a WalMart moment.
I Really Don’t Care, Do You?
Wallow in Your misery and cash bitches.
Hell awaits, hell worse than him Melania.

[calimary]

128. I can't help but suspect the real reason that he was deeply upset.

At least from the clip I saw, the event was all about the war toys parade. The slowly rolling machines and weapons were what it was all about. But he was sure the whole damn thing would be about him and him alone. Didn’t turn out that way. (And neither did the swooning cheering crowds!

[Tarzanrock]

17. Failed domestic policies; failed foreign policies; failed immigration policies; ...

failed economy; failed economic policies; failed 'tariffs' policies; failed employment policies; failed housing policies; failed Fascist military parade and civic rebellion in most major cities in the country -- it's just going to get worse tomorrow, Fascist Turd.

[likesmountains 52]

18. I wonder how he'll look at the end?

[electric_blue68]

20. BWAH! If he'd only Melt Away!

[electric_blue68]

19. "your quinceaera"....Baaahahahahaaaaaa!

(not making fun of any quinceañera - it's a great analogy. I went to one like 57 yrs ago!)

[allegorical oracle]

22. Everyone in the video looks totally, amazingly, absolutely miserable. nt

[katmondoo]

30. It is the most boring, dullest and at times laughable parade I have ever seen.

Somebody should have hired a designer, the stadium was so badly designed that any 4yr old could do better. A joke masquerading as a parade.
What was that robot looking thing walking along like an looking like a creature from a comic book. I couldn't stop laughing.

[riversedge]

76. I did not watch but from the clips I saw--they did not even throw any candy!!

[Dulcinea]

101. Maybe they should've thrown beads like at Mardi Gras. nt

[dflprincess]

31. I was thinking I've never seen an unhappier group of parade goers

Maybe the guys in the tanks should start throwing candy

[Trueblue Texan]

91. I'm think it ain't gonna be just catsup hitting the walls tonight!

He’s probably so pissed he’ll pull stuff from his diaper tonight! LOL!

[Teacher of the Year]

53. Melania is just mad because the woman behind her has the exact same hair style.

[Dulcinea]

126. They all have the same hair style.

Melania, the woman behind her, Lara Trump, Kristi Noem, & that horrible smug, arrogant WH press secretary. I can't be the only one who's noticed that.

[Trueblue Texan]

97. Completely filled with dread! Nt

[struggle4progress]

23. I'd guess the old guy needs a nap

[taxi]

24. Trump doubtlessly remembers the reception for John Glenn and fellow astronauts in 1962 New York City.

Maybe he can watch this clip from 1962 to refresh his memory.

[electric_blue68]

81. Oh, oh! I was too young for that -but- I was able to go to The Moon Landing Astros Ticker Tape Parade in '1969. It was..

Fantastic!

[newdeal2]

25. No martial law for his birthday

Sad!

[UTUSN]

26. K&R

[moonscape]

27. He's bored, forced to listen to

words without pictures, dreaming of a Big Mac (with candle) & a coke or 3.

[sinkingfeeling]

28. I always thought parades were fun.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

29. I was hoping the predicted T-storms would squash it, but this is better!

It’s reported that DC was a ghost town. I guess we were all out protesting the fat bastard’s fascist bullshit.

[Irish_Dem]

34. He wanted it to look like North Korea military parades.

Where soldiers get executed if they are not perfect.

[Grim Chieftain]

37. Aw, Trumpy has a sad

More people showed up to protest him than celebrate him. Buckle up asshole, the backlash commeth.

[MIButterfly]

38. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

He looks like he's ready to cry.

[Dave says]

40. He truly looks like he's about to cry (in pic 2)

[SADAR]

41. To me,

malaria looked as if she was having a hard time not smiling. Watch her face.

[usonian]

43. That look is PRECIOUS!!!!

Almost as if someone stole his Barbie Doll..


Is that a rocket in your pocket?"
YES! YES! YES!

[DET]

44. He's Speaking

And he seems to be having a hard time reading off the teleprompter. He sounds like he could keel over any minute. Melania pretends to smile for the first time all day. Where’s a drone when you need it?

[NEOBuckeye]

45. Probably filling up his diaper too.

Best way a mental and emotional toddler can celebrate his birthday.

[sop]

48. I tuned out any news about Trump's stupid parade, only interested in seeing counter protest crowds.

He's probably angry his Minnesota MAGA shooter was the media's focus. Wonder how he'll try to shift the blame for that disaster?

[Callie1979]

49. Hey, Melania left her NYC boyfriend to come!!

he must be traveling

[IronLionZion]

50. Plenty of protesters are keeping a safe distance

there were tons of people lining the streets here in Arlington today. Then we went home. It's raining now.

[Marthe48]

51. Unfortunately, he's still breathing

n/t

[Snarkoleptic]

54. When will magats realize he is a bottomless pit they're trying to fill?

n/t

[spooky3]

55. Photos of crowd estimated to be in the few thousands

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[2MuchNoise]

58. He's knows everyone else is having way more fun at the No Kings protests

[SWBTATTReg]

59. Maybe it's sinking in through his muddled brain cells that no one really likes him.

[moonscape]

73. He has always known this.

[Ping Tung]

61. What if they gave a parade and nobody came?

With a tip of the hat to Carl Sandburg.

[MIButterfly]

62. How soon do you suppose it will be until they photoshop a picture of that concert in Brazil

that was attended by millions onto a photo of DJT's parade and claim it was the largest-attended parade in the history of the universe since the dawn of all time?

It's not like they haven't used that Brazilian concert photo before.

[DET]

63. The End

It’s finally over. Trump is doing his best Mussolini impression. Fireworks went on way too long, which must have pleased TSF.

[NBachers]

64. He wanted this to be his ramrod Hitler triumph moment, instead he got a rubber drizzly dick moment.

[gordianot]

67. I tend not to look at him very often it looks to me like constipation.

That may be a relief from his chronic diarrhea.

[Trueblue Texan]

98. Yer KILLING me! LOL!! Nt

[LudwigPastorius]

68. He didn't get enough salutes from the soldiers?

Or, maybe they were just the wrong kind of salutes.

[Jimmy76]

69. Mr. Misery

The only smile that comes from this hateful scum is when he knows he has caused hurt or physical pain, he does not experience any joy the way a natural normal human would do - he is an insecure sorry son of a beotch - why anyone would be with him other than to see what they can get for themselves, hard to fathom, misery loves company is all I can come up with. Pure GREEDHEADS will stick together, at least long enough to suck what they can get...

[riversedge]

70. Welp, the verdict is in... Trump's parade is a $40 million taxpayer-funded flop. A waste. A total dud, and he's not looki

Welp, the verdict is in…

Trump’s parade is a $40 million taxpayer-funded flop. A waste. A total dud, and he’s not looking happy about it. Actually, no one is.

A fascist cosplay gone wrong.

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[3catwoman3]

71. He looks like he can't wait for it to be over.

[Norrrm]

72. Donald looks bored celebrating his 'suckers and losers' 250th. Let's see what makes him happy.

[riversedge]

74. Fox are trying hard, but alas the parade makes the military look like a bunch of soldiers held hostage being forced to m

𝔗𝔯𝔲𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰
@politicsusa46
Fox are trying hard, but alas the parade makes the military look like a bunch of soldiers held hostage being forced to march for their great leader.

Just look at the body language of the soldiers. If that’s the image America wants to portray to the world I think it’s a big mistake.

Let me say I support and respect the military. Military personnel and their families make many sacrifices to serve their country and for that they have my unequivocal support.

America does NOT need a parade because it looks and feels totally abnormal and sadly China do it much better

Link to tweet

[Bev54]

75. Bookmarked so I can watch over and over

I usually skip any video of him but this one just makes me smile

[tonekat]

77. Whaaaaaa!

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[Sogo]

78. He's nodding off....

nt.

[Godot51]

79. Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast

"All my head's a blank."

[tulipsandroses]

82. His buddy Eloon did not show up for the party??

Shame!

[Be The Light]

90. Lollllllllllllllllllll

[Trueblue Texan]

83. And Hogbreath looks like he's waiting outside the principals office...

In fact, only the little boy in behind TSF looks like he’s having any fun at all. They all look like they’d prefer to be at a funeral.

[Dave Id]

84. Bummer Donnie

Feeling the love of the nation? Not!

[h2ebits]

87. Looks to me like he is having a terrible time staying awake and he's nodding off.

[elleng]

88. *But attendance appeared to fall far short of early predictions that as many as 200,000 people would attend

the festival and parade. There were large gaps between viewers near the Washington Monument on a day when steamy weather and the threat of thunderstorms could have dampened turnout.

[Be The Light]

89. How exciting Donald!

[timms139]

92. He's sad because he had nobody to destroy the capital for him .

[Aussie105]

93. Seriously?

Who throws a birthday party at THAT age and expects a voluntary crowd and enthusiasm?

Think I gave up birthday enthusiasm about 20 years ago, and I'm 4 years short of Trump's age.
(I did live it up though. Cracked a can of beer. Forgotten how I don't like the taste, so most of it went down the sink.)

[Doodley]

94. I'm going to say something positive about Trump. Look again at the video. He wasn't sulking.

He was having a poop-in-the-diaper moment.

[BigmanPigman]

96. Fucking A!!! LOVE IT!!!

So do the 60,000 people who protested in San Diego today!



I think the fucking moron just saw the iceberg and he is going down, down down...and NOT on his golden escalator but to the bottom of the sea. Soon the evil, sadistic spawn will be going home to his daddy in hell.

He will probably hire someone to take another shot at him to get sympathy and "love"...he is so psychotic and craves attention so much I bet he would love to die thinking he will seen as a noble martyr in US history. He will see visions of himself in place of Lincoln's and Kennedy's statues, monuments, coins, streets, parks...oh wait, isn't he already doing that?!?

[C Moon]

99. He was falling asleep, from what I read. Why hell doesn't he spark up conversation with those around him?

Such a frigging miserable person.

[Blue Owl]

100. SAD!!!

Everybody hates Taco Don.

[jalan48]

102. Trump looks sick.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

104. trump is too senile to know that it is time to leave

Link to tweet

[live love laugh]

105. Fake ass performative bullshit.

[Grokenstein]

107. "Well, at least I got to spend money and damage the streets." nt

[EverHopeful]

108. Over 12 million (and counting) protested

according to a comment at the link in the OP!

We got our 3.5 percent!!! Let's keep this up. It's a republic, if we can keep it.

ETA: That last paragraph is my comment. Worried it sounded like I was saying that the comment at the link said that.

[NJCher]

109. Wah!!

I don’t like me

Everybody hates me

I eat worms all day

[ProudMNDemocrat]

112. Melania looks BORED as hell.

Having to sit there and watch TACO Don look sour and dejected.

But then, one has to wonder how many Benjamins $$$$$$ was she paid to show up.

[twodogsbarking]

113. She is bored with clothes on.

[Akakoji]

114. Tankspotting

It’s just not a popular thing to do on the weekend. Old men have a hard time sitting for that long.

[Peachhead22]

115. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to

Melania looks like she couldn't give two s#*ts about Trump and she's going to make him pay later for bringing her to this thing. And Walt Nauta is like "You OK boss? Hey hey, they probably just didn't get the invitation."

My only reservation is I fear the wrath of a humiliated wannabe strongman.

[et tu]

116. i hope he thinks at least twice

before any wrath episodes and can
realise the size and vigour of the protesters-
beware condon

[BobTheSubgenius]

117. Money well spent?

Uhhhhh.....yeah. OK.

Nicely done, America!!! This was the most heartening day since this catastrophe was wheeled out in November.

[Martin68]

119. Made my day!

[BlueKentuckyGirl]

120. What's even funnier to me is...

The look on Walt Nauta's face. You remember Walt Nauta, don't you? One of the Maga Loco employees that helped to hide the classified documents that Trump stole from the government.

[mkp]

121. File a lawsuit

I was highly disappointed about

THE PARADE

. China's parades for their Dictator are much bigger. I am wondering "Can we sue to get OUR MONEY back?" It makes me glad I didn't watch that shit-show Birthday Party.
*full disclosure my mom was Army, I am/was Marine and thank you for your service

[tishaLA]

122. WhiskeyPete sits exactly like his boss.

Gross. That revolting wide "manspread," the hands in a triangle in front of him.... he's like a mirror image of the head fascist. The only difference is that he doesn't lean down at a 45 degree angle to try to cover his gut.

[eShirl]

125. someone left his cake out in the rain

[cstanleytech]

127. I'm picturing the band from the Titanic playing in the background.