THE REVIEWS ARE IN! Turns out Trump is a morbidly obese rapist & felon who used $45 million of YOUR money as 2-ply. USA!

[Miles Archer]

I don't know how to say this delicately, but I'll try.

IF NORTH KOREA had thrown a "MILITARY PARADE" ( ) like the one TRUMP threw yesterday, the "organizers" would have gotten what Kim Jong Un's UNCLE got (Google search is your friend, if you just went "HUH?" )

I doubled over in a fit of uncontrollable laughter when Trump's pudgy little hate machine, Steven Cheung, tweeted that "OVER 250,000 PATRIOTS" turned out for the "event."

If "DOZENS OF MAGAts" means "250,000," then I guess the plump little cherub with Tourette's Syndrome was RIGHT.

Trump fell asleep while Melanie scowled.

MAGAts headed for the exits before Trump and his bearded couch-fucking sock puppet JD gave their "speeches."

The "crowd" ( ) sang "Happy Birthday" to Trump as he stood there, hoping a kind stranger would help him get on the correct bus that would take him safely home. He was given the "gift" of a flag and he looked at it as if to say "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS," but he gave a truly heart-warming "salute" to the Military dude who handed it to him.

AND AS I SAID IN A SEPARATE POST LAST NIGHT, I stop laughing at all of this when I remember that YOU and I ponied up the scratch to stroke Fat Orange Rapist Felon Grampy's ego.

IT DIDN'T GET RAINED OUT and he WASN'T STRUCK BY LIGHTNING...thanks for NOTHING, God. ( )

But in terms of Trump being praised and worshiped and cheered by a few hundred thousand grateful and terrified Americans, no. That didn't happen either.

If you want CROWDS, go to YOUTUBE and look at the No Kings videos.

THAT'S where the CROWDS were YESTERDAY.

[johnnyfins]

1. I didnt watch, but the first thing I thought

of when I read your post, was the scene in Office Space where the employees are singing happy birthday to Bill Lumberg. Im sure it is a clip on youtube if you havent seen it.

[Miles Archer]

2. Oh, I am VERY familiar with that movie, and you nailed it

Also the reaction when he announced "Hawaiian Shirt Day." Same thing. That was the reaction to Kim Jong Don's big bash.

I didn't watch either. I saw the customary still photos and video clips that populated Bluesky but didn't watch a single second of it.

[COL Mustard]

3. If Kim Jong Un asked for a military parade

There’d be a HUGE crowd there. The motivation is staying out of the camps. Here, not so much.

If Kind Donald the Fat wants a big crowd for his next parade, have it during the work week and order Government employees to attend.

I’ll be sick that day, with a note from my doctor.

[agingdem]

4. when I saw the creaking tank role down the street

I thought of Kelly's Heroes.. unshaven high-as-a-kite Donald Sutherland (Oddball) and his one Sherman tank...

[wolfie001]

7. The silence of the crowd and the empty seats were the chef's kiss!

*Great movie! Telly Savalas, Clint Eastwood, Carroll O'Connor, Seinfeld's "Uncle Louie" and Don Rickles too. And others. What a cast! For Boomer's

[paleotn]

8. HA!!! That's perfect!

The rank and file seemed about as motivated as Oddball's crew.

[Justice matters.]

5. Viewed from abroad, it was a well-deserved slap in the face

of the lil man-child convicted felon and draft dodger dicktator wannabe (he will fail at that like he fails at everything he touches since the infamous day he was born, except for lining his pockets of other people's money from the people he scams without any punishment).

[wolfie001]

6. I believe he's been taking those diabetic and weight loss drugs.....

.....like Mounjaro. Looks like he keeps getting fatter so that's a great plus for our Constitution. "Keep eating those Big Macs, fatty," says someone who voted for Kamala!

[paleotn]

9. Come one cerebrovascular accident (CVA)!!!!!

[wolfie001]

11. I'm not religious but I'd pray for that!

[paleotn]

12. You and me both!!!

[3Hotdogs]

15. I keep on telling Jesus that I won't make no more fun of him and his followers if he would just.....

But every morning, "Is he dead, yet?' shows up on the screen and the answer doesn't change.

So what I learnt is, Jesus don't answer prayers.

[mucifer]

10. I wish that was the way it was reported in the msm. Instead they are doing

a split screen of "a patriotic military parade" vs protests across the country. It's sickening.

[Tetrachloride]

13. a lack of rain doesn't bother me. I like the spectacle ark ark

[malaise]

14. Great OP

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