Orange Aid
I have some concerns. Donald Trump keeps coming up short. Very short….in spite of all the liars and grifters lending him a hand. It pains me to say this, but our Dear Leader needs some extensive King Practice. Like 101 King Practice. Even if his handlers drape him in an ermine cape and hook his ears up to a this-is-what-you-say machine, he’s going to fall short. Way short.
I figured a King Guy would stand straight and tall during his birthday parade, considering all the potential contributors and teenage pageant girls that would be watching. Please don’t repeat this embarrassing tidbit, but I saw a photo where Donald appeared to be sleeping. Parade Sleeping, which is far worse than regular sleeping. And he didn’t look king-ish, just sort of a broken orangeish jester kind of look. I would direct my concerns to Steven Miller but someone told me he won’t go out in the light without his hood which unfortunately happens to be in The KKK Kares Hood Shop.
Maybe today Trump will travel to Canada with other world leaders and push his way to center stage. He could make a groundbreaking King Speech about windmills and shower heads and we’d all get goosebumps. Sort of like goose steps but different.