New Trump Phone Network

[Canada Kid]

Trump Organization just announced a new phone network. However, before you sign up...you must meet to and agree to the following terms:
1. You must wear a MAGA hat while on the phone.
2. No conversations with anyone who might be liberal, woke, LGBTQ, Latino, Black, Asian, etc.
3. Daily leave a message with "The Donald" to tell him what a wonderful president he is....extra minutes with be allocated to you equal to the amount of butt kissing you do.
4. when paying your bill, always check the box for you to make a donation to the Republican Party (min $10)

[mwmisses4289]

1. Sadly, this could be all too real with these idjits!

[YepYep]

2. And there's more!!!!!!!!!

Each call must include a purchase of the following: Trump crypto, Trump bible, Trump hat, Trump pardons, Trump Epst……..not that delete delete.

[Ranting Randy]

3. I heard the phone design is a poop emoji, (3/4 inch bezels, made in China)

[keep_left]

4. You joke about it--but I'm surprised Trump hasn't already...

...done this. OTOH, running a phone company would actually require Trump to provide a high-quality product in a very competitive market, which is likely a little more work than he would wish to do.

There is a precedent for a Trump/MAGA phone provider; one of the far-right billionaires, Tom Monaghan I believe, runs a "pro-life" MVNO called Charity Mobile (originally Credo Mobile). (MVNOs are "virtual" phone companies like Consumer Cellular that rent time on cell towers owned by the major phone networks).

[LetMyPeopleVote]

5. The first prototype is out

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

6. Speaking as one who worked for 45 years in the telecommunications business

He probably bought access to someone else's network and is reselling it as his own.

[Canada Kid]

7. I SAW THE NEW PHONE!!!

It's two paper cups with a string attached between them!!