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***Breaking *** Kristi Noem Taken To Hospital (Original Post) DemocratSinceBirth Jun 17 OP
Oh please, please let it be fatal. MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #1
CNN says she's conscious and speaking muriel_volestrangler Jun 17 #8
Damn!! MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #11
Tots and Pears... GopherGal Jun 17 #44
haha.... jmbar2 Jun 17 #58
lol! Kaleva Jun 17 #100
conscious and speaking Sailingdiver Jun 17 #62
How can they tell? maxrandb Jun 17 #90
Apparently, an allergic reaction. LoisB Jun 17 #105
it's all that makeup she shellacs on her face CatWoman Jun 17 #122
She passed too near someone of ordinary human decency? struggle4progress Jun 17 #152
😆😆😆😆 underpants Jun 17 #32
This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Jun 17 #37
Or the Botox moved. hamsterjill Jun 17 #49
Lips got too big for her to breathe Onthefly Jun 17 #129
Or an undisclosed location... BattleRow Jun 17 #130
I would never wish ill on anyone unblock Jun 17 #2
I would obamanut2012 Jun 17 #5
Hear, hear! ZDU Jun 17 #42
That's sort of like: PCIntern Jun 17 #6
lol! He's another one, incorrectly attributed to Samuel Clemens: unblock Jun 17 #18
It was actually Clarence Darrow: sir pball Jun 17 #107
Everyone needs a hobby EYESORE 9001 Jun 17 #9
This message was self-deleted by its author Tribetime Jun 17 #3
Well, at least she wasn't taken to a quarry...... Coventina Jun 17 #4
Damn! dflprincess Jun 17 #21
Boom! ZDU Jun 17 #47
That's gonna leave a mark. Xavier Breath Jun 17 #109
The day is still young. Hugin Jun 17 #133
I was so expecting you to say you were joking... hlthe2b Jun 17 #7
Who cares? She is a POS who doesn't care about a lot of people, so why do we care about her? SWBTATTReg Jun 17 #10
I don't think the OP said anything about caring for her, MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #19
So? I simply stated my opinion. Who cares? SWBTATTReg Jun 17 #23
Apparently a lot of us want to know shit like this. MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #50
The posters who are blowing up this thread care. DemocratSinceBirth Jun 17 #57
Did you mean to reply to me or the person I was replying to? MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #60
I dont know. I just know this thread is popping DemocratSinceBirth Jun 17 #70
I don't think the post was made to gain sympathy for her Sanity Claws Jun 17 #85
I would dance there with you, MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #89
Do you honestly think ANYONE on DU does? It is a potentially important event if true & one for maximum Schadenfreude... hlthe2b Jun 17 #28
No I don't think anyone on DU cares, but my opinion still matters to me and I stated it. SWBTATTReg Jun 17 #35
Obituary ZDU Jun 17 #48
Well if she passes Hey Joe Jun 17 #119
bwahahahahaha ZDU Jun 17 #120
... SheltieLover Jun 17 #137
Breaking from where? JohnSJ Jun 17 #12
This message was self-deleted by its author 33taw Jun 17 #29
Thanks JohnSJ Jun 17 #54
CNN sheshe2 Jun 17 #69
Thanks sheshe JohnSJ Jun 17 #98
You're welcome, John. sheshe2 Jun 17 #106
Lol JohnSJ Jun 17 #116
Poor baby. I hope it's nothing trivial. Hekate Jun 17 #132
*snicker* sheshe2 Jun 17 #134
Thoughts and prayers. nt doc03 Jun 17 #12
of her demise ZDU Jun 17 #53
Maybe a dog bit her durablend Jun 17 #14
That would be the ultimate in poetic justice. nt Laffy Kat Jun 17 #46
Agreed, Laffy SheltieLover Jun 17 #138
Oh, you win!!!!! hamsterjill Jun 17 #56
How could we tell the difference? mercuryblues Jun 17 #82
Someone needs to check on the dog Rowdyag Jun 17 #131
I hope she's in pain and suffering EnergizedLib Jun 17 #15
Puppy karma Traildogbob Jun 17 #16
Botox overdose? dflprincess Jun 17 #17
I was thinking tonkatoy8888 Jun 17 #31
Thats my guess or infection from botox Tribetime Jun 17 #45
A mental hospital? malaise Jun 17 #20
Confirmed case of TDS newdeal2 Jun 17 #26
... SheltieLover Jun 17 #139
I do hope it's a non-fatal conditions that can be debilitating. Autumn Jun 17 #22
Botox poisoning? Krazy_Kat Jun 17 #24
I don't have much sympathy to be sure newdeal2 Jun 17 #25
From her hospital bed would be fitting Deuxcents Jun 17 #34
Good for her she's not a dog. RandySF Jun 17 #27
Did she fall off her high horse? greatauntoftriplets Jun 17 #30
... orangecrush Jun 17 #51
... greatauntoftriplets Jun 17 #113
The best statement ever!!!! katmondoo Jun 17 #110
Thanks. greatauntoftriplets Jun 17 #112
Bazinga, GAOT! SheltieLover Jun 17 #140
Thanks. greatauntoftriplets Jun 17 #142
Expired batch of collagen. Wingus Dingus Jun 17 #33
They Shoot Horses, Don't They? Emile Jun 17 #36
Puppies 🐶 live love laugh Jun 17 #40
Not a damn thing wrong with her. I guarantee it. live love laugh Jun 17 #38
Could be a panic attack Attilatheblond Jun 17 #52
😂😂😂😂😂 live love laugh Jun 17 #67
Oh that is just too fucking funny. MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #77
In my family, snark was nurtured. Glad I made some of you guys smile. We need smiles Attilatheblond Jun 17 #111
You made me more than smile, I'm LMAO. MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #123
I'll be here all week. Tip your servers. Attilatheblond Jun 17 #124
My Thought Exactly..... global1 Jun 17 #59
Manufactured distraction bucolic_frolic Jun 17 #68
My first thought too. live love laugh Jun 17 #71
Probably n/t ailsagirl Jun 17 #91
ERMAGERD !1! Could it be ? dweller Jun 17 #39
Did the puppy come back malaise Jun 17 #55
Good thought, Malaise! SheltieLover Jun 17 #141
Maybe a dog bit her. Ocelot II Jun 17 #41
She'll receive the best sympathy money can buy Torchlight Jun 17 #43
Implant rejection? orangecrush Jun 17 #61
Or facial fillers. Ritabert Jun 17 #73
Hurry blubunyip Jun 17 #63
I hope she gets better DBoon Jun 17 #64
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported by ambulance to DC-area hospital, sources say sinkingfeeling Jun 17 #65
Allergy to what? Did her throat and tongue swell up..eyes pop out?.what? Deuxcents Jun 17 #88
Garlic, Wolfsbane, Sunlight, or did she accidentally see the WH"s spokesmodel crucifix? maxrandb Jun 17 #99
. MorbidButterflyTat Jun 18 #156
One can hope... SheltieLover Jun 17 #143
Karma's A Bitch.....nt global1 Jun 17 #66
That's not how you spell KKKristi... jls4561 Jun 17 #94
"Kristi Noem" J_William_Ryan Jun 17 #72
Here's hoping RFK Jr is her doctor. Duncanpup Jun 17 #74
Good thought, Dunc! SheltieLover Jun 17 #145
A pity. nt Tommy Carcetti Jun 17 #75
Choking on her own garbage! Canada Kid Jun 17 #76
Tripped on her eyelashes The Blue Flower Jun 17 #78
What costume does she wear for that? Midnight Writer Jun 17 #79
So, it happened. There IS a Dog. usonian Jun 17 #80
Do you think that she will arrest the immigrant that change her bed pan? Jacson6 Jun 17 #81
Apparently it was an allergic reaction to something ITAL Jun 17 #83
Apparently she got too close to a brown person... or a black person... or a dog... or a goat... or... hlthe2b Jun 17 #86
I mean it probably was to get out of something ITAL Jun 17 #101
Yes, it could. But she is so damned disgusting that her overt racist and hateful bile-filled rants likely hlthe2b Jun 17 #103
she might have finally looked in the mirror gopiscrap Jun 17 #154
. MorbidButterflyTat Jun 18 #157
Apparently that's the announcement by her propaganda outfit Prairie Gates Jun 17 #114
I nearly lost a friend to an allergic reaction to his heart medication Rocknation Jun 17 #135
Allergic reaction....to seeing malaise Jun 17 #84
No doubt! SheltieLover Jun 17 #146
Is she trying to save face? Is the top of her ear bleeding? Blue Dotty Jun 17 #87
She got the news... kentuck Jun 17 #92
Remember the movie Mash where they just switched the plasma and urine bags? dem4decades Jun 17 #93
Was it a puppy who shot her? milestogo Jun 17 #95
Beware: The Curse of Padilla oasis Jun 17 #96
I hate to give into or start conspiracy throries TlalocW Jun 17 #97
She no doubt has a loose screw or two. cloudbase Jun 17 #102
She's probably faking it for attention. maveric Jun 17 #104
She saw all the sympathy the Minnesota victims got, and she wants in on it. Plus, now she can blame Democrats. NBachers Jun 17 #108
We know it's not a heart attack or brain aneurysm DenaliDemocrat Jun 17 #115
Yeah. Right. Allergy. Ziggysmom Jun 17 #117
.. SheltieLover Jun 17 #147
'K. What's everyone having for dinner? mcar Jun 17 #118
Head trauma from an extra 36 lbs via hair extensions, various fillers, and surgery shit Botany Jun 17 #121
Maybe she's the "DESIGNATED SURVIVOR" Kid Berwyn Jun 17 #125
Botox infecting her brain? Clouds Passing Jun 17 #126
I'm thinking maybe she had a brief vision of herself in an orange jumpsuit doing a life stint & freaked out SheltieLover Jun 17 #148
Envisioned her face at 90 Clouds Passing Jun 17 #149
lmao drHarms Jun 17 #127
Welcome to DU LetMyPeopleVote Jun 18 #161
Hyperventilation from the anticipated thrill of more cruelty bucolic_frolic Jun 17 #128
"Corey, it's very bad. I ran out of costumes." - Kristi Noem LetMyPeopleVote Jun 17 #136
Worthless POS is going to come out looking different FHRRK Jun 17 #144
Was it an animal hospital? usonian Jun 17 #150
She accidentally told a truth and suffered a secere reaction from it. CentralMass Jun 17 #151
Rainbow Bridge awaits her arrival. BamaRefugee Jun 17 #153
what a fucking waste of US Tax dollars gopiscrap Jun 17 #155
This thread was very entertaining! MorbidButterflyTat Jun 18 #158
Allergic reaction to Botox? LetMyPeopleVote Jun 18 #159
Did they take her out to the gravel pit and treat her like a dog? Vinca Jun 18 #160
Allergic reaction to the truth LetMyPeopleVote Jun 18 #162

GopherGal

(2,554 posts)
44. Tots and Pears...
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:42 PM
Jun 17

for an oxygen mask to be applied to her muzzle so that other hospital patients needn't be exposed to Krusty's blathering.

Response to MarineCombatEngineer (Reply #1)

unblock

(55,526 posts)
2. I would never wish ill on anyone
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:29 PM
Jun 17

So I look forward to reading all the other posts in this thread.

PCIntern

(27,530 posts)
6. That's sort of like:
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:30 PM
Jun 17

“I never repeat gossip, so I’m only going to say this once.”

unblock

(55,526 posts)
18. lol! He's another one, incorrectly attributed to Samuel Clemens:
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:32 PM
Jun 17

I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Response to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

MarineCombatEngineer

(15,872 posts)
19. I don't think the OP said anything about caring for her,
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:32 PM
Jun 17

it was posted, IMHO, as information, not to gain sympathy, but to inform us.

MarineCombatEngineer

(15,872 posts)
50. Apparently a lot of us want to know shit like this.
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:44 PM
Jun 17

I care because I want to know if she croaked or not and I like to keep up on breaking news.

Sanity Claws

(22,231 posts)
85. I don't think the post was made to gain sympathy for her
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:59 PM
Jun 17

I thought it meant I should get my dancing shoes on.

hlthe2b

(110,970 posts)
28. Do you honestly think ANYONE on DU does? It is a potentially important event if true & one for maximum Schadenfreude...
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:35 PM
Jun 17

--at least potentially.

SWBTATTReg

(25,566 posts)
35. No I don't think anyone on DU cares, but my opinion still matters to me and I stated it.
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:38 PM
Jun 17

You stated your opinion, good for you.

Hey Joe

(153 posts)
119. Well if she passes
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 06:56 PM
Jun 17

She’s been pre-embalmed and won’t need any preparation before burial.

Response to JohnSJ (Reply #12)

Rowdyag

(142 posts)
131. Someone needs to check on the dog
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 08:04 PM
Jun 17

I hope the dog doesn’t suffer from that bite… it is rumored that he vomited after biting her.

Traildogbob

(11,641 posts)
16. Puppy karma
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:32 PM
Jun 17

Famous quote, “I really don’t care, do you”?
Did she show a once of passion for the murders last weekend, or has she been guzzling liberal tears and choked. And she gets the best medical care there is, no Kennedy bullshit.

Autumn

(48,205 posts)
22. I do hope it's a non-fatal conditions that can be debilitating.
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:34 PM
Jun 17

Extremely debilitating. Very, very debilitating. Painful will be a big bonus.

newdeal2

(3,606 posts)
25. I don't have much sympathy to be sure
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:34 PM
Jun 17

A sick person who watches ICE tear up a pregnant woman’s house for show will get karma.

She should resign in disgrace.

Attilatheblond

(6,882 posts)
52. Could be a panic attack
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:44 PM
Jun 17

With so many horrible things going on, she freaked out trying to decide which costume would be most 'alluring' to the maga men.

global1

(26,179 posts)
59. My Thought Exactly.....
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:46 PM
Jun 17

Just looking to garner some sympathy & take some pressure off her evilness.

maxrandb

(16,737 posts)
99. Garlic, Wolfsbane, Sunlight, or did she accidentally see the WH"s spokesmodel crucifix?
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 06:07 PM
Jun 17

Last edited Tue Jun 17, 2025, 09:38 PM - Edit history (1)

Midnight Writer

(24,469 posts)
79. What costume does she wear for that?
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:55 PM
Jun 17

Maybe she's going undercover to arrest all the immigrants at the hospital.

hlthe2b

(110,970 posts)
86. Apparently she got too close to a brown person... or a black person... or a dog... or a goat... or...
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 06:00 PM
Jun 17

I think she should become the "girl in the bubble" for her own sake.

ITAL

(1,167 posts)
101. I mean it probably was to get out of something
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 06:10 PM
Jun 17

But it could be legit. If she has some sort of food allergy, they may have taken her out of an abundance of caution.

hlthe2b

(110,970 posts)
103. Yes, it could. But she is so damned disgusting that her overt racist and hateful bile-filled rants likely
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 06:14 PM
Jun 17

PREDISPOSE her for any number of things. Rotting from within, as they say (and I've seen the end result in my ER day in and day out).

But, yes, some poor wasp or bee may have stung her, or any number of things could have caused a reaction.

Prairie Gates

(5,859 posts)
114. Apparently that's the announcement by her propaganda outfit
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 06:34 PM
Jun 17

I don't believe a single solitary word these people say about anything.

Rocknation

(44,923 posts)
135. I nearly lost a friend to an allergic reaction to his heart medication
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 08:24 PM
Jun 17

and did I mention that he WORKED in a hospital?

More recently, a shellfish-allergic friend made us bypass having a nightcap in the separate bar area of a seafood restaurant -- no food, just drinks -- out of fear that they weren't diligent enough about keeping their dishes and glasses clean!


Rocknation

kentuck

(114,448 posts)
92. She got the news...
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 06:02 PM
Jun 17

Republicans are asking Trump to ask for her resignation.

Nothing else would shake her.

TlalocW

(15,648 posts)
97. I hate to give into or start conspiracy throries
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 06:06 PM
Jun 17

But I can see this as a tactic to "piggyback" onto the tragic shootings in Minnesota to garner any extea sympathy while also giving her an excuse to not have to deal with the press.

NBachers

(18,788 posts)
108. She saw all the sympathy the Minnesota victims got, and she wants in on it. Plus, now she can blame Democrats.
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 06:19 PM
Jun 17

Botany

(75,000 posts)
121. Head trauma from an extra 36 lbs via hair extensions, various fillers, and surgery shit
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 07:03 PM
Jun 17




The girl has had some work done.

Kid Berwyn

(21,734 posts)
125. Maybe she's the "DESIGNATED SURVIVOR"
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 07:48 PM
Jun 17

After the fireballs and ash, she and Corey will repopulate the planet. No dogs allowed in Hell.

SheltieLover

(72,644 posts)
148. I'm thinking maybe she had a brief vision of herself in an orange jumpsuit doing a life stint & freaked out
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 10:09 PM
Jun 17

FHRRK

(1,174 posts)
144. Worthless POS is going to come out looking different
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 10:01 PM
Jun 17

A side effect is severe allergic reactions, along with constipation and kidney stones.

Maybe she can find a support dog to get her through he self inflected pain.

gopiscrap

(24,434 posts)
155. what a fucking waste of US Tax dollars
Tue Jun 17, 2025, 11:32 PM
Jun 17

get DOGE on this....we shouldn't have to pay the bill for her fakery

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