I wonder if Kristi Noam's medical emergency

[Teegraph]

was an Allergic Reaction to Latex - maybe a Latex Mask she had tried on for kicks? She already has the faux cop uniform. Latex Mask? Just wondering.

[Ponietz]

1. Allergic reaction is the cover story

The story about her purse being snatched mentioned it contained medication. That woman is drugged up. She probably mixed alcohol and benzos.

[tanyev]

6. Oh, right. I forgot about the purse snatching.

Not only did the Secretary of Homeland Security not have her purse secured, but none of the security team she presumably travels with had an eye on it, either.

Do we feel more secure now?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. It was an allergic reaction to the truth

Someone repeated an actual fact in her presence

[mitch96]

16. Reading my mind...My first thought.. allergic to the truth..nt

[usaf-vet]

3. From the shootings in Minnesota? I have seen the anaphylaxis reaction to latex first hand as a military medic and....

.... owner of an ambulance service. If that is what happened, I bet dollars to donuts she was scared shitless.

No big-brave dress-up demeanor then.

[live love laugh]

4. Latex implants maybe ... ?

[Nictuku]

5. Allergic Reaction to Botox

[Mountainguy]

7. I'd bet overdose

[Prairie Gates]

8. Yeah, I'm not required to believe she had an allergic reaction

In fact, if her press people say it, I'm inclined to disbelieve it.

[Deep State Witch]

10. She Came Into Close Contact

With a brown person!

[Walleye]

11. Allergic reaction to three margaritas at lunchtime

[jmowreader]

12. It might help to see her hands

If it was a latex allergy I'd think gloves rather than a mask.

[Jersey Devil]

13. She visited a biohazard lab the day before her hospitalization

Could be she is "allergic" to some exotic disease she was exposed to.

[GopherGal]

14. Not if it was in any way worth its salt as a biohazard lab...

it would more likely be an allergy to latex or some other thing she was required to don as part of the Personal Protective Equipment to enter a biohazard lab.

As a republiKKKan, she is therefore probably "allergic" to face masks, a likely part of the PPE required for her visit.


Or it could have been a side effect of something she has had done to Fox-News-ify her face.

[allegorical oracle]

15. Is she still hospitalized? Haven't heard anu updates. nt