Kegbreath's Nuclear Delirium Tremens Beer Pong

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To play, you need 30 plastic cups, a lot of ping pong balls, a keg of cheap beer and several gallons of clear 150 proof mixer

Fill cups with beer and add a shot of 150 proof to each

Bounce a ping pong ball

Repeat as needed

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	If the President attacks Iran, drink a cup and refill it
	0 (0%)
	If you still remember where you are, drink a cup and refill it
	1 (33%)
	If Putin asks to be added to your SignalChat, drink a cup and refill it
	0 (0%)
	If you're tired of drinking alone, invite somebody else over to play
	0 (0%)
	If the ping pong ball lands in a cup, drink that cup and refill it
	0 (0%)
	If the ping pong ball doesn't land in a cup, drink a cup and refill it
	1 (33%)
	If you wake up and can't remember where you are, drink a cup and refill it
	0 (0%)
	If you notice Putin has been added to your SignalChat, drink a cup and refill it
	1 (33%)
	If the President attacks Idaho or Iowa or Indiana, drink a cup and refill it
	0 (0%)
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