Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Impaled on an 88 foot tall flagpole, Vlad-style?

Fatal bowel impaction caused by Hegseth's head being jammed so far up his ass?

Assassinated by ~90M Iranians?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Celerity]

1. no

[hlthe2b]

2. "Bomb, Bomb, Bomb!"

"I'm on Crack!!!"



Maybe the hatred & anger will finally...

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Rode one of the bombs dropped on Iran

like Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove 😂

[Brainfodder]

4. Shoelace caught during a missile launch, he stood too close squinting, was lifted 4" off the ground and that was enough?

Bit into burger with razor blades right after the Polio chicken bucket, bought from Vance's Chicken on the Run & Discount Burger Cart?

[republianmushroom]

5. Damn, not last night, to bad, but the day is still young. (sigh)

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[malaise]

7. No and it looks like

Impeachment number three may come first

[SheltieLover]

15. This one needs to get go the Greatest page! RFN!

https://democraticunderground.com/100220422248

Impeccable timing!

[Blue Owl]

8. The miserable fuck is still alive and unwell

[gordianot]

9. When it happens will we know the difference?

Cognitive and emotionally he has been dead for years. His golfing, hateful speech and complaints could be some sort of weird muscle memory. I am looking for signs of external deterioration and ceasing locomotion.

[58Sunliner]

10. No, fate is unkind.

[Blue Full Moon]

11. From Betty Bowers

DONALD ON HIS DEATH BED: "God, am I getting into Heaven?"

GOD: "I'll decide in two weeks. Kidding! I don't want you because you're so wicked. And Satan doesn't want you because he's wary of such fierce competition. So we're just going to disappear you. Apologies to America for waiting so long."

[malaise]

13. Most excellent

Rec😀

[hlthe2b]

19. Perfect! ('Gotta Love Betty Bowers)

[SheltieLover]

23. Excellent!

[electric_blue68]

24. Ha!

[generalbetrayus]

12. Putie-Poot can't be happy about Orange Julius Caesar ordering the attack on Iran.

Maybe OJC will get an invitation to Moscow and be offered a free stay in a sixth-floor luxury suite with a balcony in a luxury hotel.

[SheltieLover]

16. Would that suite include a cup of tea, by chance?

[SheltieLover]

14. Sadly, not yet, but he sure looks like he is.

One day closer!!!

[CaptainTruth]

17. Today's meme

[Wicked Blue]

18. Swine flu

[Ilsa]

20. Fellated to death this morning by Petey Kegsbreath. nt

[surfered]

21. Succumbed to either a bacterial or fungal infection from all his advisers licking him after the bombing of Iran

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. Not yet

[electric_blue68]

25. Baaaahahahaaaaaaa! Ty!

(Alas, not yet!)

[surfered]

26. I'm saving that one. Thanks

[jls4561]

27. In related news, today the Borowitz report had a poll today which had subscribers vote on a caption

to accompany the picture of a dozing Melania during the Fatass birthday bash, uh, excuse me, the parade for the army’s 250th anniversary.

When I checked, the entry in the lead was “Is he dead yet?”.

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/which-melania-caption-be-best?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=2337656&post_id=166246975&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=53v59&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email