If the Tea Party ran the school day....

[DonRedwood]

7:45 Sign in at front desk
7:46 Check out side arm, 200 rounds of ammo, taser
7:47 Put on Body armor
7:50 Prep student work
8:00 Students arrive
8-8:18 Cinnebon and Sunny D Breakfast Bar (trademark)
8:18-8:45 Prayer Circle
8:45-9:30 Science (Monday: Show Jesus Video, Tuesday: Show Jesus Video Wed: Show Adam and Eve Video, repeat, repeat
9:30-10:15 Math (This week show video part 1-5 "How to survive on a Chinese Slave Wage"
10:15-10:30 Reading (Bible or Bible Stories)
10:30-10:45 "Five Hour Energy SNack Break Pick Me Up&quot Trademark)
10:45-11:30 Gun Cleaning
11:30-12:00 Pizza Hut Lunch Munch (Trademark) brought to you by Pizza Hut and Coca Cola
12:00-12:05 Exchange Side arm for high powered sniper rifle
12:05-12:35 Recess Duty in Guard Tower
12:35-1:05 social studies (Video: "Killing for Christ, the story of the Crusades" (available from Rupert Murdoch Videos for only $179 per class)
1:05-1:35 Christian Studies. Non Christian students report to cafeteria to clean the tables and floors.
1:35-2:00 Quiet prayer time
2:00 Students leave
2-2:30 Target Practice
2:30-3:00 Training: "How to teach Religion"
3:00-3:55 Grade latest batch of testing (bad results mean you are fired--and one single kid (most likely one of the kids in special ed) will score poorly and pull the entire score down below passing)
3:55 -4:00 take off body armor, check in weapons.
4:00 Check out
4-6:00 Rush home and take care of your own family
7-10;00 Night class at For-Profit College to get licensed to teach Theology (now required) or certified in Small arms and Weaponry (now required)
10-11 Homework.

[freshwest]

1. Exactly. Don, that's the plan, they'd love it.

[DonRedwood]

2. ;0( I thought I was just being sarcastic

;0(

[freshwest]

3. The party of shameless shenanigans would think it's a compliment.

Honestly, they would. Think a minute.

[rustydog]

4. More like:

0745: Make your " X" on sign-in sheet
0746: leave brain at door
0900: Watch Fox for current events
1000: Speling class
1015: recess
1200: lunch
1300: More speling
1315: Recess
1400: Inteligant Dezine
1500: go home!

[Rectangle]

5. No spelling??

[DonRedwood]

6. nope

[ComplimentarySwine]

7. I think you got it very wrong

For one thing, what is this non-sense about signing guns in and out and exchanging one for another? Certainly the Tea Party would would want the teacher to have at least the handgun on his/her person at all times, with the sniper rifle close at hand, wouldn't they?