Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Accidentally shot by LA police who were actually aiming at journalists?

Died in custody while "briefly detained" by Tom Homan based on his ghastly appearance?

Reduced to a heap of foul-smelling ash by AOC's lightning bolt re: the Epstein files?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Brainfodder]

1. Imploded after reaching the max allowed # of lies in a minute + 1.

The concept of a plan....

[NewHendoLib]

2. Nailed by a malfunction of mtg's weather machine

[no_hypocrisy]

3. My theory:

When he does die, we won't know about it for maybe a week, maybe longer.

He won't be seen or heard of and excuses will be made.

I predict there will be panic as far as who's in charge until succession of the office. That's why we won't know right away.

[Hugin]

4. He'll be disappeared just like anyone else.

Having served his purpose as a useful idiot.

[gordianot]

5. That would be nice but as long as he sucks air he needs a camera.

Prime directive one is for him to insert himself in your life.

[Warpy]

6. Vacationed in a known flood zone after firing all the NOAA forecasters

Fired White House medical staff, replaced them with super loyal TikTok influencers

Goes for a nice walk, forgets he's on the fourth floor, hits the ground like a sack of used motor oil.

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

8. No, dammit! But it's early on, so perhaps later

What a shame DU won't allow me to paste my ideas this morning...some real doozies.

[surfered]

16. Ooooh, they must have been good ones!

[SheltieLover]

17. They are...

Dunno why DU only shows translate as an option. I only speak English.

And I know it's DU because it's site specific.

[malaise]

9. Apparently not

but he lied like a corpse in Texas yesterday

[ZDU]

10. Toxic

Bane d'Orange-Olay facial application?

[IronLionZion]

11. He killed himself alone in his cell with no video evidence

he never existed
there is no client list
Are you losers still talking about him?



These statements can apply to more than one person

[hlthe2b]

12. "I stayed up all night anticipating... Don't tell me that!"

[malaise]

13. Catnapping/kittennapping on steroids

😀

[CaptainTruth]

14. Today's meme

[surfered]

15. Flat lining on his last Executive Order. . Perfect we can only hope

[twodogsbarking]

18. Rectal exam with a chainsaw.

Sorry for that but I couldn't help myself.

[GopherGal]

19. Entire GOP congressional caucus and Supreme Court are decapitated

simultaneously.

[republianmushroom]

20. Not yet you say, damn, let get this done Lord.

Don't care how or why. Just do it.

[Blue Owl]

21. What's the holdup?

C’mon already for cripe’s sake!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. There is hope for the future