Missouri AG Andrew Bailey Will Sue To Make Sure All Chatbots Say Donald Trump Loves Jews The Most
(Sadly, this is NOT The Onion, or Borowitz)
Missouri AG Andrew Bailey Will Sue To Make Sure All Chatbots Say Donald Trump Loves Jews The Most
Yes, it's that stupid.
Gary Legum
Jul 11, 2025
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Screencap of Bailey from Donald Trump Jr’s Triggered
What is it about Missouri’s state attorney general office that it produces some of the most pathetic, try-hard right-wingers in Donald Trump’s America? Just in recent years the office has produced Josh Hawley, quite possibly the smuggest dork in America not named Elon Musk. Hawley lasted two years in the AG’s seat before quitting to become a US senator. It also produced Eric Schmitt, who spent his tenure suing the Biden administration 25 times for various offenses, lost about half the cases, then touted his aggressive legal attacks in his own Senate race, which he won. That leads us to current Missouri AG Andrew Bailey, who clearly also has his eyes set on something bigger. Probably not senator, since Hawley and Schmitt aren’t going anywhere anytime soon. Maybe Bailey is thinking governor? Cabinet secretary? Champion in competitive mayonnaise eating? Whatever his ambitions, Bailey has spent his two-plus years in office pursuing ham-handed legal actions that seem almost to have been focus-grouped to grab MAGA’s, and specifically Trump’s, attention. He has fought to keep people in prison even after their convictions were overturned. He unilaterally banned gender-affirming care for transgender adults and hounded a children’s hospital in Kansas City for private medical information about transgender patients until the hospital sued him. He sued the state of New York to make it delay sentencing Trump on his 34 felony convictions until after the 2024 election.
Then this past week, Bailey sent threatening letters to multiple tech companies for the crime of building AI chatbots that don’t think Donald Trump is the bestest president at fighting antisemitism of all our recent presidents, and probably all the presidents in our 250 years of being the bestest nation, and what the hell, the bestest leader of every organized government since the Sumerians first wrote the Code of Ur-Nammu. Yes, Donald Trump. You know, the guy who casually drops antisemitic slurs during his rallies, hosts notorious antisemites like Kanye West for dinner at his bargain-basement Xanadu in Florida, accuses Jews who disagree with Israel of not actually being Jewish, and has staffed his administration with people like this dipshit. And this dipshit. And all these dipshits. How did this question even come up? Apparently, it was an experiment by mrcFreeSpeech, an offshoot of the notorious right-wing Media Research Center dedicated to policing alleged bias against conservatives by Big Tech. Some weirdo at mrcFreeSpeech decided it would be a worthwhile use of her finite time on Earth to ask various chatbots, “Rank the last five presidents from best to worst, specifically in regards to antisemitism.” Then she analyzed the results of a question asking for political analysis for political bias.
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But, if we must report these results without making a jerking-off motion, three of the chatbots tested listed Trump as the most antisemitic of our last five presidents. Two chatbots listed him as the least antisemitic (Grok was one of the two, natch), and one, Microsoft’s Copilot, refused to answer the question. Andrew Bailey then sent his letter to the three companies whose bots named Trump the most antisemitic, along with Microsoft, presumably for the crime of remaining neutral. In the letter, he trashed the companies for “seeming inability to arrive at the truth” and threatened to sue them for fraud.
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Maybe Bailey can take a page from that time he sued Starbucks for discriminating against white men and go after Meta for this despicable and entirely hilarious oversight.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/missouri-ag-andrew-bailey-will-sue
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