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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsFoxNews' 'Santa’ Turns Out To Be Dirty Old Man
FoxNews keeping it classy...
Yesterday morning Fox & Friends interviewed a man dressed as Santa Claus to ask for his feelings about the so-called War on Christmas that many conservative commentators believe is being waged by secular America. Turns out, the portly man in the red suit, Sal Lizard, is quite the horn-dog and self-described dirty old man.
But a little digging on YouTube for videos featuring Lizard out-of-character yields a whole lot of lady-loving and dirty-mouth-having. The bloggers over at Douchechillz unearthed a bunch of the videos and parsed them for little lovable nuggets like:
My name is Sal Lizard. Im an actor, stand-up comic, and pleaser of women.
You know why its important for gals to leave Santa cookies? Because if they dont, Im a lick their pie.
When youre an old man, you appreciate young girls, if you know what I mean.
If any of you gals out there want to sit on my lap, Ill be there for you.
(Porn legend) Ron Jeremy said to me Youre a fucking genius Youve legitimized Santa being a dirty old man.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/ho-ho-ho-fox-friends-santa-turns-out-to-be-quite-the-dirty-old-man-and-pleaser-of-women/
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FoxNews' 'Santa’ Turns Out To Be Dirty Old Man (Original Post)
pokerfan
Dec 2012
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Democracyinkind
(4,015 posts)1. Sometimes a video says more than a thousand ho's
I couldn't make this sound right without the unintentional pun.
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)2. Very old and tired joke
I'm surprised they lowered themselves to revisit it.
mythology
(9,527 posts)3. And I thought I was going to see a picture
of Bill O'Reilly in a Santa suit.
pokerfan
(27,677 posts)4. Santa and his loofah
or was that a falafel?
Raine
(30,540 posts)5. Bwahahahahaha, too funny! Faux nooz must
have a mole working for them that knew it would be such a joke on Faux to hire this guy.