FORGET ABOUT EPSTEIN series. (DO NOT FORGET)
Last edited Sun Sep 21, 2025, 01:27 AM - Edit history (1)
All in one place.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220610120 Sep 4. 2025
Posing with the Statue of Liberty.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220612526 Sep 5
Mideast truth-debunking tour.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220616626 Sep. 6
"My Prize Has Arrived"
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220618363 Sep 7
Rose Garden Sucktacular gathering of tech leaders
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220619009 Sep. 8
OOPS! Wrong distraction.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220621162 Sep. 9
Announcing a cure for cancer.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220623679 Sep. 10
UUUGE improvement to White (only) House Lawn
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220627507 Sep 11 (came out early.)
I TRADED IN THE TESLA ON A NEW GAS GUZZLER.
Al Czervik and I can meet you at the golf club.
Oh, that’s right, YOU CAN’T GET IN.
Anyway, I’l be safe on golf courses, where nobody can attack me from a roof. There are no roofs.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220634338 Sep. 12 #9
The illegal immigrant Utah shooter left the gun and took a cannoli.
Patriotic Cannoli hounds tracked him down immediately.
In honor of this, we're having a free cannoli special at Mar-a-Lago.
For your $1 Million membership fee and a $100,000 donation to the "Donald Trump memorial Library"
plus your $4,000 dinner cost, you'll get one free cannoli, autographed by Donald Trump himself, with a Sharpie
Note: purchase of a second cannoli (for $750) is required, since the autographed one will be cryogenically preserved for you to keep forever. ( purchase of a cryo cooler, at $14,000 is required to preserve it)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220638648 Sep. 13
Your leader has successfully been cloned and will live on forever.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220640412 Sep 14
I'm releasing all the Epstein Files. Done. Nothing more to see”.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220643803 Sep 15
"I'm starring in a movie. Bring on the Awards!"
We're trying to decide on a sequel to "Scarface"
Or Moonraker.
Looking forward to many, many, many awards
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220647114 Sep 16
"I know rifles!"
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220649158 Sep 17 early edition.
I bought a chess set!!!
Cheap!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220654052 Sep 18
FORGET ABOUT EPSTEIN!!! distraction of the day 15 - I hate British waitresses!! No thanks for a UUUUUUGE tip.
The tip? "Buy TrumpCoin"
Accompaniment:
FORGET ABOUT EPSTEIN!!! distraction of the day 16 - I forgot the nucular launch codes.
But I made an offsite backup copy, and we'll soon be back in the bombing business.
Hello, Vlad! What's the code I gave you last time we met?
FORGET ABOUT EPSTEIN!!! distraction of the day 17 - A Viking funeral will be held at the White House.
We're building a 10 foot high, 10 acre pool on the White House lawn for the ceremony.
FORGET ABOUT EPSTEIN!!! distraction of the day 18 South Koreans trying to get revenge
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220661784 Sept 21 (early on the 20th)
Sheesh, just because we slapped their citizens in chains.
They can't outsmart me. I have a brilliant South Korean doctor who takes good care of me.
AND SPEAKS ENGLISH.