So the Trump voter's wife buys him a scale

[PCIntern]

to help him with his new diet. After a few days she asks him if he likes the scale and he replies “Gee I sure do, not only can I measure my weight in the morning but I can weigh how much I shit out.”

So the wife then says, “ Soooo…I guess you weigh yourself, go poop, and then weigh yourself after.”

He thinks for a bit and says, “Yeah, I guess you could do it like that.”

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear PCIntern!

Maybe I've led a very sheltered life. But I don't get it.

[perfessor]

3. Umm my dear Peggy

The maga voter was shitting on the scale. Props to you for being too far above such crudity.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Omigod! Thank you so much, my dear perfessor!

I had no idea.

I wouldn't say I am above the crudity. Rather that I've never been exposed to this level of it.

[PCIntern]

7. So....I see it has been explained....

You’re WAY too classy! Good for you!

Hope you’re well!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Yes, it was explained.

I don' think I'm too classy, actually. I can be pretty dirty, under the right circumstances . . .

Doing well right now. Just had an MRI to see if there are any cancer cells in my brain. Hopefully not! I'll know in a day or two.

[biophile]

11. Hoping for a good report! Best of luck and health to you!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. Thanks! I will report when I read it!

[1WorldHope]

12. Rock on CA Peggy🤘🏼🤘🏼

I didn't get the joke either.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. We are partners!

[PCIntern]

16. Praying for you....

❤️😍

[biophile]

2. Haha- I only weigh myself after!

Every ounce gone helps! 😏😆

[LuckyCharms]

10. Ounces?

More like pounds for me.

[Srkdqltr]

5. Eeeeuuuuu😝😝

[LuckyCharms]

9. LMAO!

[BidenRocks]

15. I did that before and after

a colonoscopy.
Turns out I wasn't full of crap.

[JMCKUSICK]

17. Lol, thanks for the visual

[Pas-de-Calais]

18. Sounds about right

[Silent Type]

19. Just knew I was wasting my time reading that, but I'm still laughing. Thanks.