Is he dead?

[Orrex]

Outraged that he's not the world's first trillionaire asshole?

Crushed and immolated when yet another 737 Max fell out of the sky?

Shot by an unhinged Antonio Brown after a boxing match?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[malaise]

3. And I'll have a glass or two

LOL😀

[SheltieLover]

6. Thought we had a winner when I saw headline

about collapse in Oval Office. 😓

👠👠👠👠👠👠

Come on, karma!

Has to be soon, doesn't it? Like just a few Big Macs away... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[malaise]

12. Getting closer

😂

[SheltieLover]

13. Every. Single. Day!

[surfered]

24. I'll drink to that 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[malaise]

2. No but

I won’t be looking away when he croaks - with a glass in hand, I will be rocking on the ballroom floor or the street 😀

[surfered]

23. And not just any ballroom

[malaise]

26. Hehehehe

😂😂

[SocialDemocrat61]

4. Had a stroke when he heard Mamdani

was going to enact Shakira law in New York.

[SheltieLover]

5. Blood pressure spike at thought of being exposed & eviscerated by Jack Smith?

Nightmare of being attacked by a 6" sub sandwich & laughed off the world stage by a jury.

Pummeled by frustrated Americans whose holiday vaca plans are now up in the air?

[Jimi du Ranty]

7. The new DC culinary rage: The Epstein Sandwich

All the press ads, billboards, and TV advertisements pushed him over the edge.

Oh, and the onions! Lots of onions! And mustard! He could smell it from the street!

He just fell over! Everybody look away!

[underpants]

16. 🥪

[Takket]

8. No but people around him are starting to drop like that guy in the Oval Office yesterday

He has created some sort of Medusa like effect.

[SheltieLover]

10. Please proceed...

[hlthe2b]

9. "Tell him to 'get er done!"

"If I can contort myself in all manner of ways, well, he's got ONE JOB for the American people. Just do it!"

[SheltieLover]

11. First, he'd have to pull his head out of his own ass

Then take a lot of that "fat drug," as he ineligantly referred to it. Maybe he thinks it's a new amphetamine?

But guessing cankles, balance, & general proproception deficiencies would post major challenges...

Pupper for the win!

[malaise]

14. ROFL

😀

[Buckeyeblue]

15. The picture of him yesterday after the guy passed out was not good

He looked horrible. He looked ghostly in that picture. Maybe it was just the picture, but it seems as if he is going downhill fast.

[LymphocyteLover]

17. Plus video of him from earlier in that mtg just sitting there with eyes closed-- he looked dead

[Dulcinea]

18. I watched his interview on 60 Minutes...

...and I couldn't help but notice that his color isn't good & one eye was more shut than the other.

[no_hypocrisy]

25. Well, how do we know that he isn't already dead in that photo?

Everyone else (save for RFK, Jr.) rushed to aid the pharmaceutical executive who passed out.

Not Trump. He stood there like an upright corpse.

[Buckeyeblue]

27. That reaction is from a lifetime of not giving a fuck about anyone else

He has no empathy. None. He has no compassion. None. Every action he takes is driven by his own selfish greed. Like many cult leaders, he is a true psychopath. And his followers would gladly drink poison for him.

[electric_blue68]

34. NOT Fast Enough!!!

😑

[twodogsbarking]

19. Mistaking him for dead, vultures ate his head.

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Visited San Francisco and left his heart.
Read Orrex's comments and exploded.

[Joinfortmill]

20. Not even Satan will take him.

[Roy Rolling]

21. Advice from his Republican colleagues

It’s always good political instincts to follow Dick Cheney.

[surfered]

22. Anyone else..

And when de does, I’ll take Bette Davis’s advice

[dalton99a]

28. Well

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[republianmushroom]

29. Nope, damn, another disappointment in my life, so hoping and praying.

[ShazzieB]

30. No, he's not dead. "Weary sigh*

Me when I wake up in the morning and find out he's still here wasting air:

[Blue Owl]

31. What the fuck is taking so long?

[yellow dahlia]

32. But - we seem to be crossing over into Weekend at Bernie's territory.

[Orrex]

33. Just noticed an odd freudian(?) slip...

Today's subject line was "Is he dead?" rather than "Is he dead yet?"

Granted, I post these things pretty early, but I think that's the first time I made that slip.

Perhaps it's an omen!