I wonder - Was Dozing Donnie wearing his Purple Hearts for the ceremony today?

[Totally Tunsie]

Amazingly, I thought he had only one, but - NO - he has TWO Purple Hearts! Of course, both were gifted to him by actual veterans. The only bullet (?) DD ever took was in Butler, PA.

Remember these?

August 2, 2016
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/veteran-gifts-trump-purple-heart-rally-virginia#:~:text=Trump%20still%20appeared%20to%20be,Photo%20by%20Eric%20Thayer/Reuters

Republican nominee Donald Trump was given a Purple Heart by a veteran on Tuesday, prompting the Republican nominee to declare that this was “much easier” than serving in combat.

and

October 7, 2024
https://www.facebook.com/NEWSMAX/posts/a-vietnam-war-veteran-gave-his-own-purple-heart-to-donald-trump-during-a-town-ha/975809361258333/

A Vietnam War veteran gave his own Purple Heart to Donald Trump during a town hall event in Fayetteville, North Carolina, on Friday to honor the former president's response during the assassination attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, it was reported: https://bit.ly/4duoYAk

At least he hasn't claimed (yet) that he earned them, but as his dementia progresses, it wouldn't surprise that he goes into "stolen valor" territory.

[Vinca]

1. They were probably flushed down the royal commode long ago since they don't contain real gold.

[RockRaven]

2. What about his STD ones from the 70s?

[Totally Tunsie]

3. They would have to be in the form of

Doxycycline (for chlamydia)
Ceftriaxone (for gonorrhea)
Penicillin (for syphilis)

Surely, Dozing Donnie isn't a stranger to these antibiotic "awards".

[B.See]

4. Chief Bonespurs thanks

those he called "suckers and losers" for serving in his stead. And has two Purple Hearts to show for it. A real American HEro. Quick, somebody give him a prize.

(What's that you say? They're working on one??)

[Totally Tunsie]

5. Yes! The FIFA soccer organization is working to establish a Peace Prize.

No guarantees it's destined for Dozing Donnie, but...

https://apnews.com/article/fifa-peace-prize-infantino-trump-c339695d2cca0f8acd92ff0264ff5ea9

FIFA President Gianni Infantino and Trump have built a strong alliance heading into next year’s World Cup, which will be jointly hosted by the U.S., Canada and Mexico. The pair crossed paths on Wednesday — the day FIFA announced its new prize — in Miami, where they both gave speeches at a conference of business leaders. Infantino has previously made clear that he sees Trump as a champion of world peace.

snip

The award will be announced on Dec. 5 in Washington when the World Cup draw is held at the Kennedy Center, the arts venue that Trump has reshaped this year.

In addition:
https://www.google.com/search?q=What+is+Ivanka+Trump%27s+connection+to+the+FIFA+Soccer+Le

Ivanka Trump was appointed to the advisory board of the FIFA Global Citizen Education Fund, a charity project part-funded by a portion of the ticket sales from the 2026 World Cup, which will be held in the U.S., Canada, and Mexico.

[B.See]

6. Precisely.

"All 'growed' up" version of a frekin' PARTICIPATION PRIZE.

"See little Donnie? You won something too."

For all he's got (or better still, has STOLEN), still the vainest neediest, most envious mfkr there is. Pathetic.

[Totally Tunsie]

7. Everybody gets a trophy.

Just like Oprah said: "And YOU get a car, and YOU get a car..."