Melania co-signs Presidential Executive Order today

[allegorical oracle]

Right wing news reports that Trump signed an executive order to help teens transition from foster care, then invited his wife to add her "ceremonial" signature to the order -- after bragging that they didn't use autopens.

The reports say that he asked her to sign because of her concern for youth and because, he said, "she speaks five languages -- which are her native Slovenian, English, French, German, Italian and a Serbo-Croation legacy language." (For the record that's six languages.)

Imagine the meltdown if Jill Biden, an educator, had done that for any cause....

[wcmagumba]

1. Melania is our Co-President now..."Kneel before Zod" and his wifey cakes...

She can squint-glare any of us out of existence...

[LearnedHand]

4. Ol' smocky eyes

[allegorical oracle]

6. It's almost as if he's trying to make us like her. Or, maybe she's trying to

establish her legitimacy -- writing a book that explains how much she loves her body, taking $$ from Bezos for some unclear reason.

[Dave Bowman]

2. Dafuq?

[Norrrm]

3. Donald, did you personally sign all 1500 pardons for Jan6?

[oasis]

27. Good question.

[Disaffected]

5. She "speaks five languages" (or six) therefore

she signs an Executive Order. Well, I guess that makes sense to Trump anyhow...

The number of languages she speaks (sort of) must be related somehow to the number of wars Trump has stopped.

[allegorical oracle]

8. One of the reports explained that the new, sixth language is

from "her former Yugoslavia." The Baltic may hold yet more languages she can tackle.

[Cirsium]

15. Balkan

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Yugoslavia is in the Balkan region (from the Balkan mountains). The Baltic region (from the Baltic Sea) includes Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia...

[allegorical oracle]

30. Thanks for straightening that out.

[GreenWave]

12. The world's first polyglot illiterate.

[Disaffected]

22. Well put.

If she wasn't so illiterate she would write a boook.

[mr715]

7. She isn't fluent in a single language nt

[MacKasey]

9. Agreed, she only knows the word for yes in those languages

[fierywoman]

10. Melania speaks other languages? 8 minute clip -- quite amusing:

[3catwoman3]

14. People who play musical instruments speak more Italian than Melania.

Crescendo. Presto. Maestoso. Largo. Marcato. Fortissimo. Andante. A cappella. Staccato. Con brio. Sostenuto.

[fierywoman]

16. E' vero, carissima, e' vero !!! bwah-ha-ha ...

[fierywoman]

17. and .. ma non troppo, subito, allegro, vivace, fermata (which is on the sign for a bus stop in Italy!), fine, ...

[NJCher]

29. Good analysis

I’ve always wondered about this. Bring multi-lingual himself, he is the right person to evaluate.

[QueerDuck]

11. She's not fluent. She can order wine and ask where the toilet is.

[Retrograde]

32. Pfft. I can ask for a beer

and say thank you in 8 or 9 languages. And I can count to 3 in Mandarin!

[QueerDuck]

34. That sounds pretty good to me!

[sdfernando]

13. I insist that malaria

Speak the text of the EO in EACH and EVERY ONE of those languages!

[fierywoman]

18. WITHOUT a cheat sheet !

[purr-rat beauty]

19. Fembots have more personality

She's literally a walking cardboard cut out

[Grammy23]

20. Which is odd that they claim French is one of her languages --

Since she can barely croak out “My name is Melania” in French.

[Maru Kitteh]

21. And she plagiarizes in all five six of them as well,

because lazy is the universal language.

[William Gustafson]

23. I can't imagine how it feels to be married to a 5 year toddler...

It's gotta be hell...

[Cha]

24. BULLSHIT first Pervert couple.. melania

Doesn't really Give a Shit about Children.

[flvegan]

25. Aww, Ghislaine that's sad. You've been replaced. n/t

[questionseverything]

26. This administration just signed legislation that strips

Former foster care youth of their food stamps… today’s proclamation didn’t change that

[Skittles]

28. you know who really IS fluent in five languages?

Melissa Biden (Hunter's wife)

[Clouds Passing]

31. Sex trafficker's wife is "concerned" about children?!

[Hugin]

33. The perennially unmentioned Epstein co-conspirator rent-a-FLOTUS made the time to show for a photo op?

I wonder what it cost us?

[travelingthrulife]

35. So someone is finally challenging Melania's illegal entry into our country?

Why else would he mention The First Trollop's supposed language skills...unless those are not languages but sexual positions I am not familiar with.