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QueerDuck

(691 posts) Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:03 PM Tuesday

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Tennessee far-right pastor fears 'gay beam' airport scanner will make him queer

Well, this is from April... but it's new to me. I sweartagahd... some people's children!

Just when we thought we'd seen it all from the far right.

https://www.advocate.com/news/pastor-airport-scanners-gay

That's him on the left. (He reminds me a little of Avery Schreiber)

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Tennessee far-right pastor fears 'gay beam' airport scanner will make him queer (Original Post) QueerDuck Tuesday OP

No worries.. Permanut Tuesday #1

Lol MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #9

Snort! electric_blue68 Tuesday #11

Ha! 🤣😂🤪 QueerDuck Wednesday #30

🤣 John Coktosten Tuesday #2

I'm sure he's got a very interesting Grindr search history! Initech Tuesday #3

No doubt but now he has something to blame. Bev54 Tuesday #4

Yes he is blaming his sexual feelings on airport beams. Irish_Dem Tuesday #5

He should avoid airports. Just stay home. Jim__ Tuesday #6

It could be that he wants to avoid the scanner in hopes that he'll be patted down by a hot TSA agent. QueerDuck Tuesday #7

Hmmmm maybe too late Abstractartist Tuesday #8

That sounds reasonable. QueerDuck Wednesday #29

Wow 😳 MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #10

Shhh...should we tell him where the other "gay beams" are? electric_blue68 Tuesday #12

5G 😁 TheBlackAdder Tuesday #18

😱😱😱 😄 electric_blue68 Tuesday #22

Sorry, he's already been had, by usonian Tuesday #13

🤣😂🤣😂 QueerDuck Tuesday #14

Andrew, do you get dental x-rays? Do you use cordless/cell phones? Norrrm Tuesday #15

Projection DiverDave Tuesday #16

Now he has an excuse when he's caught diddling. TheBlackAdder Tuesday #17

From the looks of him, he'd even be rejected by a couch. Vinca Tuesday #19

What a... GiqueCee Tuesday #20

And I am sure he calls himself an adult!! riversedge Tuesday #21

Tell Him It'll Make His TallyWhacker Bigger! BBbats Tuesday #23

OMG... My grandmother used that word 😂🤣🥰 QueerDuck Tuesday #25

More and more frequently, I am soooo embarrassed about.... Laffy Kat Tuesday #24

Yeah, he's reached cruising altitude more than once. 2MuchNoise Tuesday #26

The stupidity some exhibit is more than even I expected. Didn't these people go to a school, or something similar? SWBTATTReg Tuesday #27

Perhaps he was home-schooled... QueerDuck Wednesday #28

Permanut

(7,792 posts)

1. No worries..

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:08 PM

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Just walk backwards through it and it makes you straight again.

MustLoveBeagles

(13,922 posts)

9. Lol

Reply to Permanut (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:45 PM

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electric_blue68

(25,102 posts)

11. Snort!

Reply to Permanut (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:49 PM

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QueerDuck

(691 posts)

30. Ha! 🤣😂🤪

Reply to Permanut (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 19, 2025, 07:17 PM

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John Coktosten

(110 posts)

2. 🤣

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:09 PM

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I have a feeling that this freak already has been hit by that "gay beam" several times!

😅🤣😂

Initech

(106,978 posts)

3. I'm sure he's got a very interesting Grindr search history!

Reply to John Coktosten (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:10 PM

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Bev54

(13,069 posts)

4. No doubt but now he has something to blame.

Reply to John Coktosten (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:11 PM

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Irish_Dem

(78,158 posts)

5. Yes he is blaming his sexual feelings on airport beams.

Reply to John Coktosten (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:14 PM

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Making it external to himself.

He also sounds quite psychotic.

This man should not be around children.
He will blame airport beams for acting out sexually.

Jim__

(15,027 posts)

6. He should avoid airports. Just stay home.

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:29 PM

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QueerDuck

(691 posts)

7. It could be that he wants to avoid the scanner in hopes that he'll be patted down by a hot TSA agent.

Reply to Jim__ (Reply #6)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:31 PM

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Everyone is thinking it... I just said it out loud.

Abstractartist

(391 posts)

8. Hmmmm maybe too late

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:42 PM

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Ok so (IMO) he was caught in a homosexual affair and is saying total bullshit to his ilk flock to say… it want my fault, it’s the gay beam at the airport…. Yeah right dude….

QueerDuck

(691 posts)

29. That sounds reasonable.

Reply to Abstractartist (Reply #8)

Wed Nov 19, 2025, 06:35 PM

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🤣😂

MustLoveBeagles

(13,922 posts)

10. Wow 😳

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Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:47 PM

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electric_blue68

(25,102 posts)

12. Shhh...should we tell him where the other "gay beams" are?

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Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:51 PM

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TheBlackAdder

(29,879 posts)

18. 5G 😁

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #12)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:24 PM

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electric_blue68

(25,102 posts)

22. 😱😱😱 😄

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Reply #18)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:40 PM

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usonian

(22,663 posts)

13. Sorry, he's already been had, by

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:03 PM

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Yup, some secret agent at that Straight Christian Firing Range got him.

QueerDuck

(691 posts)

14. 🤣😂🤣😂

Reply to usonian (Reply #13)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:13 PM

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Norrrm

(3,519 posts)

15. Andrew, do you get dental x-rays? Do you use cordless/cell phones?

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:17 PM

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DiverDave

(5,206 posts)

16. Projection

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:18 PM

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Just Projection.

TheBlackAdder

(29,879 posts)

17. Now he has an excuse when he's caught diddling.

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:23 PM

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Vinca

(53,064 posts)

19. From the looks of him, he'd even be rejected by a couch.

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:24 PM

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GiqueCee

(3,083 posts)

20. What a...

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:31 PM

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... fuckin' idiot. Everyone knows it's the jet contrails that sizzle your fajizzle.

riversedge

(78,932 posts)

21. And I am sure he calls himself an adult!!

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:39 PM

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BBbats

(268 posts)

23. Tell Him It'll Make His TallyWhacker Bigger!

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:54 PM

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Bet he'd try to run through the beam at least ten times!

QueerDuck

(691 posts)

25. OMG... My grandmother used that word 😂🤣🥰

Reply to BBbats (Reply #23)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 06:47 PM

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Laffy Kat

(16,820 posts)

24. More and more frequently, I am soooo embarrassed about....

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 06:28 PM

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Being from Tennessee, originally.

2MuchNoise

(630 posts)

26. Yeah, he's reached cruising altitude more than once.

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Tue Nov 18, 2025, 06:56 PM

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SWBTATTReg

(25,886 posts)

27. The stupidity some exhibit is more than even I expected. Didn't these people go to a school, or something similar?

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 07:11 PM

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The stupid is so bad that it literally hurts!

QueerDuck

(691 posts)

28. Perhaps he was home-schooled...

Reply to SWBTATTReg (Reply #27)

Wed Nov 19, 2025, 05:41 AM

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which is just another word for indoctrinated with wacky beliefs. I'll bet he also advocates the anti-vax/ivermectin agenda.

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