A douche, an idol, and a crook walk into DHS...

[KTB2025]

Should be a joke, but I'm talking about DHS's public affairs team.

One is a member of Madison Cawthorn's college clique who called themselves "the Douche Crew." He has been accused of sexual assault, and his DHS messaging includes the statement, "America is NOT a nation of immigrants."

Another hates trans people, public schools, and people who support vaccine requirements and other COVID protocals - and he keeps weirdly threatening the latter with "no quarter," like a murderous pirate.

And the boss of those two? She is secretly funneling millions of our tax dollars to her husband's company - ProPublica just caught her (link to the ProPublic article is in our post or just Google it).

Come meet them all, a trio of obnoxious, anti-immigrant public affairs hacks at DHS!

https://ktb2025.substack.com/p/the-base-alloy-of-hypocrisy,

[The Roux Comes First]

1. It Would Take a Genius to Come Up With a Punchline There!

I'd settle for just being able to retain a sliver of my sense of humor through all this fear-mongering crap.

[pat_k]

2. "America is NOT a nation of immigrants."

What does the douche think? We're all somehow descendants of indigenous people?

Hmmm. Guess that's not it or they wouldn't be kidnapping non-whites willynilly (including harassing and detaining Native Americans).

These people are lunatics.

[tblue37]

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