Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

"Fell out of a window" after Ukraine wouldn't sign on to Putin's surrender plan?

Run over by two assholes in a pink Lego Cadillac?

Aneurysm resulting from strain of latest round of See-Spot-Run cognitive tests?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[hlthe2b]

1. "Maybe after he sees what I added to his 'covfefe'?"

"Even the smell has quite the kick!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

30. What a cute gif

[SheltieLover]

2. Not yet. Too bad DU will not allow me to paste...

[surfered]

6. Image2url for photos and screenshots

[SheltieLover]

9. Thx but it's just text

😓

[surfered]

13. I've copied and paste from Notes

[SheltieLover]

16. I do, too, nearly every day. DU is the only place that only gives me a translate option sometimes

Maddening.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

3. I am looking forward to this eulogy

Link to tweet

[niyad]

5. As is the rest of the sane part of the world.

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

7. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

14. Has to be soon, doesn't it?

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

11. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[2MuchNoise]

8. He crashed riding on the freeway of hate in a pink Cadillac.

[surfered]

10. When he is....

[SheltieLover]

12. Hold the vision...

[alterfurz]

35. tombstone epitaph addendum

"Here Lies Donald Trump...So What Else Is New?"

[twodogsbarking]

15. A drove of flying pigs in numbers that blackened the sky shit on El Trumpo until he expired.

It did make him smell better though.

[WestMichRad]

17. Stroked out when...

… he couldn’t send an all-caps rant to unTruth Social on his new Tumpf phone.

[malaise]

18. No but

wait until I tell you who I’m trying to find in this spot😀

[Coldwater]

19. Quote by Oscar Wilde

[Dulcinea]

20. The best thing to come out of his mouth...

...will be his last breath.

[Wicked Blue]

21. Drowned in hog slop

[Orrex]

23. In fact, having him drown in an industrial hog farm's waste pond is a recurring favorite

Great minds!

[WinstonSmith4740]

22. One of these days, Orrex...

One of these mornings I'm going to wake up to the sounds of people partying in the streets, turn in the news, and they're going to tell me he's dead. I've got a bottle of champagne chilled and ready to go.

[AllaN01Bear]

27. if so, i will raise my pinky finger in victory dance .!!!

[electric_blue68]

32. My imagining is actually being woken up by the cheering, and car honking...

and finding out.
Then I'll probably go dance in the street!
😄🎉

[generalbetrayus]

24. Dies of a heart attack after being forcibly raped by an 112-year-old woman.

[BWdem4life]

25. No, but we need to have a song ready.

We can't sing "The Wicked Witch is Dead" like they did with Margaret Thatcher.

[johnnyfins]

28. We could sing "Thank You Very Much"

From the 1970 version of Scrooge

[AllaN01Bear]

26. nope.

[Sneederbunk]

29. OD'd on whatever he was on during Mamdani meeting.

[Blue Owl]

31. Another day closer, at least

[Easterncedar]

33. Stamped so hard in rage about Comey's case

that all the cheap gilded plaster in the Oval Office cracked and collapsed and buried him in a heap of of yellow dust

[Blumancru]

34. Grabbed by gator and pulled into water feature while golfing at Mag a Lardass

Gator spits him out but it is too late to save him. No one wants to anyway.
Mailorderia finds new love with Mamdani and becomes First Lady of NYC.

[alterfurz]

36. "for godsake...

...just die." -- Patsy

[alterfurz]

37. just practicing...