LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

[USS_Dauntless]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-phone-is-nowhere-to-be-seen-3-months-after-release-date/

Three months after its promised release date, President Donald Trump’s “patriotic” T1 smartphone is nowhere to be seen.

The project, first announced by the president’s sons Don Jr. and Eric in June at a flashy ceremony in Trump Tower, was intended to commemorate the 10th anniversary of Trump’s first presidential campaign.

Pitched as a made-in-the-USA device powered by a new wireless service called “Trump Mobile,” the gold-plated, American flag-branded smartphone (which looks suspiciously like a Samsung S25) was the latest in a string of tacky branded merchandise pushed by the administration following Trump’s return to power this year.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-phone-is-nowhere-to-be-seen-3-months-after-release-date/

Coming soon! Trump Health™!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

1. Who is surprised by this?

[USS_Dauntless]

3. MAGA is.

[Blue Owl]

2. Gums and Coke Zero aren't the top choices to rely on when the word "smart" is involved

[Enter stage left]

4. Two weeks, it'll be ready in two weeks!

[tanyev]

5. Aha! Maybe that's why Don Jr. was recently seen praying to Ganesha.

Ganesha, the beloved deity of Hinduism, holds a special place in the hearts of millions worldwide. Revered as the remover of obstacles, the patron of arts and sciences, and the harbinger of wisdom and prosperity, Ganesha embodies the essence of divine grace and benevolence.

https://www.originalbuddhas.com/blog/lord-ganesha?srsltid=AfmBOooMi2QhJ3mYRu2PAs-dzx3bvKMFEMsryJeFIUtkv99ij5QlElmG

[erronis]

6. Made in China, lots of fun Russian games, Israeli spyware, trump porn.

Leaking all your data like a credit-reporting bureau.

But it is MAGA!

[BattleRow]

7. MAGAcal

[angrychair]

8. The grift

Is always the only point.

[BidenRocks]

9. Trump health?

Military Intelligence
Jumbo Shrimp

I'll stay self medicated.

[ybbor]

10. I've heard it's called ...

Hedoesn’tCare

[KY_EnviroGuy]

11. I'm surprised TFG and Musk aren't grifting a Trumpmobile.

Powered by bullshit, ego and grandiosity...........

Square wheels standard, round wheels optional for $10K each.

[USS_Dauntless]

12. Mythbusters square wheels

[boonecreek]

13. Here's the actual Trump Mobile.

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