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PCIntern

(27,872 posts)
Wed Nov 26, 2025, 09:54 PM Wednesday

I'm all for naming things after Trump:

Some consideration should be given to the following:

Sewage Treatment Plants
Cemeteries and Crematoria
Encyclopedias of Mental Disorders
Weight Loss Centers
Hair Transplantation and Regrowth Clinics
Incontinence Products
Genus of flesh-eating bacteria
Remainder Bookstores

Many more possibilities….look, we already have Trump University, Trump Water, Trump Airlines, Trump Taj Mahal, Trump Marina, Trump Plaza, for starters. The sky’s the limit!

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Permanut

(7,827 posts)
1. And we have Trump Bibles, steaks and vodka.
Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:16 PM
Wednesday

I'm thinking human excrement, so then we could go take a trump.

chicoescuela

(2,535 posts)
2. Way out here in Nevada, Lyon County renamed their jail and court house
Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:16 PM
Wednesday

after Trump. Seems appropriate.
It is a very red county.

surfered

(10,590 posts)
4. We're building a new waste water plant. If he'll pay us 10 times its cost, we'll put his name in it.
Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:49 PM
Wednesday

We may accidentally misspell it. Rump Wastewater

lastlib

(27,289 posts)
6. I'm naming my septic tank after him....
Wed Nov 26, 2025, 11:57 PM
Wednesday

and the laterals for his demon spawn. Cokehead, Gums, Ivanka, and I can't leave out Jared.

Morbius

(828 posts)
7. There's a device in my bathroom between the tub and the sink ...
Thu Nov 27, 2025, 12:00 AM
Thursday

...which can and should be called the trump.

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