Trump, 79, Has Baffling Plan to Rename the Republican Party After Himself

[LetMyPeopleVote]

trump wants to remake the GOP into his own image on a permanent basis

Trump, 79, Has Baffling Plan to Rename the Republican Party After Himself

— Rick de Ruiter (@rickderuiter.bsky.social) 2025-11-26T16:40:22.281Z

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tepublican-or-tpublican-trump-79-has-baffling-plan-to-rename-the-republican-party-after-himself/

Donald Trump has come up with a new nickname for the Republican Party.

He wants to name it after himself.

“There is a new word for a TRUMP REPUBLICAN,” the 79-year-old boldly declared on Truth Social media Wednesday, before asking his followers what exactly the word ought to be.

Scorning the low-hanging fruit of ‘Trumpublican,’ a suggestion so obvious even his son Don Jr. thought of it, the president mused: “It is, TEPUBLICAN??? Or, TPUBLICAN???”.....

Trump’s further assertion that “almost everyone” is a “TRUMP REPUBLICAN” comes as his nationwide approval rating hovers at about 38 percent, and as the embattled president struggles to retain full control of his party amid a confluence of simultaneous scandals and crises.

Concern has also continued to mount over the state of Trump’s cognitive health amid frequent memory lapses, difficulty articulating his thoughts and sudden bursts of aggression some experts say could represent the early stages of dementia.

[Johonny]

1. Shitstains or Brownstreaks?

[lapfog_1]

26. Trumpleforeskin

Trumpukes

[Keepthesoulalive]

2. Yes

I think he should do it. They could no longer deny who their leader is and what they stand for.

[allegorical oracle]

17. What you said -- or they wouldn't know what the hell it means and would vote

for somebody else. Sorta like what happened when Florida had a butterfly ballot in 2000 -- and people got confused.

Go for it, Dozy Don! (With thanks to Gov. Newsome.)

[eShirl]

3. Trumplican (trumplickin')

[Martin Eden]

24. (Trumplickin) is better, leavin no doubt

They lick his boots and has orange ass.

[Haggard Celine]

31. OMG, he's putting bronzer on his ass!

[Martin Eden]

36. His "close" associates see his ass as much as his face

And are much more intimate with it.

The posterior bronzer reduces the contrast between his pasty white skin and the shitstains.

[C_U_L8R]

4. Do it

So no one ever forgets what a fuckup this clown is
and what cowards republicans are for propping him up.

And if they are seeking an appropriate name,
may I suggest ‘Treasonian’.

[SheltieLover]

5. Please proceed...

[ProudMNDemocrat]

6. How about this...The Trunts

Any *unt stupid enough to vote for and support Donald Trump.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

7. Trump loves to make up words because he often forgets what the real words are for things or he wants to change the topic

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In his latest attempt to make up words he tried to find a new word to describe a word for Republicans who are loyal to him and him alone.

He asked this question on his Lying Social page, “It is, TEPUBLICAN??? Or, TPUBLICAN???”

His supporters rushed to answer, "Trumplicans."

So that is what it shall be.

Hoping he and his Trumplicans enjoy their new name.

When the midterm arrives, the Trumplicans will be gone and his days as a King will be over.

[sop]

8. He's getting worse by the day, isn't he.

[tanyev]

9. The Trumpery Party.

trumpery
in American English
(ˈtrʌmpəri) (noun plural -ries)
noun
1. something without use or value; rubbish; trash; worthless stuff
2. nonsense; twaddle
His usual conversation is pure trumpery
3. archaic
worthless finery
adjective
4. of little or no value; trifling, worthless; rubbishy; trashy

[UpInArms]

10. I like this

[TexLaProgressive]

11. It'sbeen de facto tRump"s party since before 2016.

Although with some defecting maybe that’s changing

[Endlessmike56]

12. Assholes United

[Grins]

13. Top of the class of clinical narcissism.

Forcing a whole new chapter in the “Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.”

So severe a diagnosis that IT SHOULD be named after him.

[Tommy Carcetti]

14. The Ghosts of Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt and Eisenhower would be relieved

To have the legacy of the party they belonged to separated from its current blight.

[Thunderbeast]

15. How about "NATIONAL SOCIALISTS"

"NAZIS" for short.

[Turbineguy]

16. An excellent idea!

Here's a better idea. Rename toilet paper to trump. What do you wipe yourself with?

[chowmama]

18. And I don't think we should stop him.

Encouragement is more like it. Yeah, go ahead. Please. Pleeeeze.....

[debm55]

19. Bedtime for Bonzo Party?

[Niagara]

20. ...

[Bayard]

33. ROFL!

[Tribetime]

21. Von Shitshispants

[spanone]

22. Damn, he sure looks dead.

You can imagine my disappointment

[oasis]

23. Rump Bumblicans.

[Blue Full Moon]

25. Toilet Paper Publicans fits pretty well.

[YoshidaYui]

27. What a

Baka Yaro!

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

28. do it! So the world never forgets who f*cked up the country

[The Roux Comes First]

29. How About "The Pedophilicans"?

[DBoon]

30. Just name it "Donald"

It will be Democrats vs. Donalds

[Blasphemer]

32. I approve. Permanently tie this train wreck to the GOP. nt

[DFW]

34. His meglomania, if left to grow unchecked, will yield:

The Trump House (formerly the White House)
Trump National Airport (formerly Washington National Airport, with Reagan’s name stuck in there for a few years in between).

The Trump Department (formerly The Treasury Department).

21 Trump Street—a series about an exclusive assisted living facility for twenty-one well-off seniors in various stages of dementia, all of whom are convinced they are the only one there.

The Trump Seasons: Sprump, Strumper, Strumptumn and Wintrump.

The 14th Trump Bridge (fastest land escape route from DC)—the location of the thirteen others are over rivers in Nambia.

The Trumpmobile (so heavily armored that no ideas can penetrate it), only three wheels of which have tires, so it makes a lot of noise, and wrecks streets wherever it goes.

The Library of Trump, which has no books, but all different paper wrappings of McDonald’s burgers since the beginning of the franchise.

Chain Bridge, which connects DC to McLean, in northern Virginia, which will be renamed the One No Trump Bridge, as Trump has never crossed it.

Trump—an oldies rock song by the former group “Man Failin’.”

[Deminpenn]

35. Cray-cray

and more by the day.

[malaise]

37. Stark raving mad

That is all

[GoCubsGo]

38. There's nothing "baffling" about it.

This is the kind of thing you get when you mix malignant narcissism with late stage dementia. I am not sure why they're so confused, although I give them credit for recognizing his rampant cognitive decline. Glad they're finally noticing.

[PuraVidaDreamin]

39. I like Scumpugs

[Buns_of_Fire]

40. There's been a perfectly good word to describe his worshippers all along: Morons. nt

[Pizza slice]

41. TP party or Asswipes will do

[LetMyPeopleVote]

42. Now quiet, Piggy.

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