Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stuck in the chimney while trying to hide another trove of incriminating Epstein files?

Stroked out during the Feats of Strength?

In federal trouble thanks to his neighbors?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Expired from Biden derangement syndrome just to blame it on Biden?

Santa dropped a huge chunk of coal on his yak fuzz?

Drown in reindeer excrement after Rudolph demanded they all unload on slobby?

🎄

[underpants]

9. Seen on Facebook

[bdamomma]

11. In the New Year

anything can happen.

[SheltieLover]

16. Hahaha!

Bloodclots work, too!



🎄🤶

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

3. Maybe Santa will make it happen

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[dalton99a]

6. +1

[SheltieLover]

4. There are still 7 days left to 2025

Come on cholesterol, we're all pulling for you!

[surfered]

5. Eviscerated by Santa's Elves after he scrapped DEI policies at ther workshop.

[malaise]

7. No but

He may live long enough for impeachment #3

🎄🎄🎄

[Grim Chieftain]

8. Still time for a Christmas miracle

[electric_blue68]

18. Bwah!

[Blue Owl]

19. What a gift that would be

[twodogsbarking]

10. Accidentally strangled with Christmas lights while Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaah trims the tree.

[PhilG]

12. "boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart" ?

Maybe Ketchup instead of pudding

[LetMyPeopleVote]

13. Just imagine it - it's motivation to keep going, to keep fighting the fascism and corruption.

[hlthe2b]

14. May this guy's "human orange blob twin" stay right on course, keep eating McDonald's & junk food, gain 100 more pounds..

While this furry guy gets all the healthy help he needs to get back down to "fighting weight" to live a long happy life.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

15. No

But he was coughing up Big Macs last night.

[PuraVidaDreamin]

17. Implantable defibrillator malfunctioned?

Come on, really. There is no way he doesn't have one.