Trump BOLDLY TACKLES the AFFORDABILITY CRISIS with "potential marble armrests for Kennedy Center seating"

[Miles Archer]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-threatens-kennedy-center-with-a-tacky-marble-makeover/

Not content with completing his takeover of the Kennedy Center by slapping his own name on the building, President Donald Trump has revealed the next phase of his current redesign obsession.

The 79-year-old president hinted on Truth Social that the ’60s modernist building in Washington, D.C., would be getting the Mar-a-Lago special with a gold and marble interior refit, starting, of course, with the theater’s armrests.

“Potential Marble armrests for the seating at The Trump Kennedy Center. Unlike anything ever done or seen before!” Trump announced on Friday evening.

Accompanying images show the hard-stone armrest examples that Trump apparently wants to install in the chairs of the center’s three main theaters.

[Marie Marie]

1. Sounds very uncomfortable - hard surface to accidentally whack an elbow.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

2. JFC...

Someone needs to corral this miserable POS lunatic. Are they waiting for him to “cross” some line? I think he passed that months… YEARS ago.

Anyone got a backbone to spare? *eyeroll*

[Ocelot II]

3. Marble armrests? Who wants those?

Cold and hard, something to bang your knee on? WTF?

[montanacowboy]

4. Why is he so obsessed with Marble?

what sicko psychological bent has made this monster wanting to turn everything into marble? How long will they enable him? just as long as there is another buck to be grifted, until they empty the entire treasury of the USA.

[Coventina]

5. I thought this was going to be Borowitz.

Good lord, this man is so insane.
I have no words.....

[sinkingfeeling]

6. I can't think of anything more uncomfortable except making the whole seat marble.

Leather padded armrests would be a 1000 times better.

[Liberal In Texas]

7. Oh, that should help the attendance.

You know, people are just clamoring for hard uncomfortable armrests.

[Vinca]

8. Why on earth would anyone want seating with marble armrests? He has to "tackify" everything.

[GoCubsGo]

9. Yes, cold, hard stone is the perfact surface for resting one's arms.

Said no one ever. The pudding that is his brain is starting to dry up into a hard, caked-up mass. I shudder to think of how much it's going to cost to repair just the physical damage this fucking sack of shit is doing to this country, alone. May those funds come out of the hides of those who could stop this shit, but are standing by letting it happen.

[blogslug]

10. Marble armrests with divots

I'm assuming they're for a brass inserts he will swear are 14k gold and they will say Trump.

[mopinko]

11. not only stupid, they wont last.

marble is SOFT. putting holes and screws in it, then having ppl lean on it, is a recipe for failure.
pics at the link show a lot of machining. half of them r gonna crack right then.
🙄🙄🙄🙄

[dweller]

12. Uh oh .. next time Rudy visits

He will crack open his drunken skull





✌🏻

[Ping Tung]

13. Even better seats for the more loyal adherents.