Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stroked out trying to figure out how to make Adobe redactions permanent?

Mugged while selling $100 bills with his face on them @ $150 each?

Stabbed by disgruntled employee who received a membership in the jelly-of-the-month club?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Woke up to pee

wandered into the hall and fell down the stairs and hit his head on Biden’s plaque.

[Orrex]

9. I like that one!

[LymphocyteLover]

12. It'd be hilarious if the autopen turned on, went rogue, and started maniacally stabbing at PedoPOTUS

[malaise]

17. You win the thread today😀

[surfered]

2. Each new release of Epstein documents pushes him closer to an apoplectic stroke.

[malaise]

3. No but

None of his brothers made it to 80😀

[Roy Rolling]

7. Wow! Brightened My Day!

Hope! Reality will eventually win.

Time wounds all heels. 😉

[twodogsbarking]

13. IQs?

[Blumancru]

4. Grim reaper is tired of waiting

And redacts his heartbeat.
Mailorderia becomes one of twenty first ladies of Saudi Arabia.

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

6. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂I think the Epstein files will eventually get him

[SheltieLover]

8. Blew a gasket from the immense amount of cognitive dissonance in his head?

Trolled to death by South Park writer acting on his gift of prescience? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220891720 )

Died mid-tantrum over ruskie wines, some of which had been stolen from Ukraine, were excluded from NAPA wine competition? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220892578 )

[hlthe2b]

10. "Well, I feared I might be committing seppuku lying here but I'm too depressed to move...

but I'm told there are some 'adjustments' being made for the 'orange one's' coming visit to find out what "groceries' actually are.
I'm sure the guy fixing the door will be a fan of yours, right?"

[Joinfortmill]

11. "One Day Closer and Deeper in Death"

[surfered]

14. A Repeat, but cute.

[dalton99a]

15. Better hurry. There are only 4 more days to make the list of Famous Celebrities Who Died In 2025

[electric_blue68]

18. 😄👍

[Pas-de-Calais]

16. Only above the shoulders & between the ears