Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Crushed under avalanche of forcibly discarded NASA books & documents?

Torn to shreds by millions suddenly stripped of their healthcare?

Aspirin overdose?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Slapped on the back too hard by pootin in congrats over destroying NASA?

Buried under a large pile of trashed books from Goddard Library? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220902297 )

Bled out from exceeding doc's recommended aspirin doseage?

[Orrex]

2. Great minds

[SheltieLover]

4. Indeed, on both ends of the spectrum

Htf can slob do this?

[FarPoint]

3. The alleged aspirin dose he claims....

Probably a lie as he may be on Eloquis or Lovenox type of anticoagulants.

[SheltieLover]

5. My dad was on warfarin. He called it rat poison. That would be quite appropriate for slob, don't you think?

[FarPoint]

6. Coumadin is what I call it....

hard to manage in lite of the newer anticoagulants.. Coumadin is good but requires lab draws of now finger sticks to manage dose....

Ohhhh knowing him, he could self medicate and take more than prescribed ...rat poison ...hahahahah

[SheltieLover]

8. Yes it was a huge pita

Precisely. Overdoing the "rat poison" for the big rat (no offense to rodents intended) could have a spectacular outcome.

The biggest brain bleed ever. The brightest bruises...

Ok irony is dead.

[surfered]

17. Quite Fitting

[SheltieLover]

21. I think so, too.

[Orrex]

12. Or ivermectin

[SheltieLover]

22. Oh, well, a magat can never be without their horse paste.

Fucking idiots.

[surfered]

29. Some red states have allowed ivermectin over the counter

[malaise]

16. Sparklers on Diet Coke bottles

start a massive fire as he and his subversives celebrate Jan 6 2021 at Mar-a-Lardo😀

[SheltieLover]

23. Perfect!

Let's hope all the racist nazis are there together!

[Harker]

7. I hope so!

[BigmanPigman]

9. I used to want Karma and for him to die

But now I don't, at least not right away. I'd prefer for him to endure every form of torture from Medieval times in full view of TV cameras so we can watch the greedy, hateful, psychopathic, sadist suffer in agony for a long, slow time. He has harmed and will continue to harm millions of innocent Americans any way he can.

[SheltieLover]

10. Took one to many giant steps backward for human kind?

[SheltieLover]

11. Peruvian shamans' visions manifested early in the year?

[WestMichRad]

13. Run over by a fleeing shadow fleet tanker?

[malaise]

14. No but

I hope he takes even more aspirin

[niyad]

15. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

19. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾I think we're getting cliser

He had a “freeze” when meeting Netanyahu. Similar to the ones McConnell had.

[SheltieLover]

26. Slob lives in a state of brain freeze from what I've read

Hopefully, the freeze will cause an uncontrollable brain bleed.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

25. So I bought a bottle of bubbly for New Years

But neither grandson nor I felt like drinking it.

Same yesterday.

So now I have a bottle in the fridge...waiting for the happy announcement, I guess.

Neither of us care for alcohol much, so the bottle has joined millions arounx the world lying in wait...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[no_hypocrisy]

18. Head exploded when Ivanka called him a

"Shanda Fur The Goyim".

[twodogsbarking]

20. Strapped to the nose of a SpaceX rocket and lauched like the coyote, into oblivion.

[surfered]

34. I grew up with Wile E Coyote

[twodogsbarking]

36. So you were raised by coyotes?

[SheltieLover]

38. Coyote & Roadrunner, and Moose & Squirrel

[twodogsbarking]

40. Me too. Deputy Dawg, Heckle and Jeckle, Popeye, Mighty Mouse, Snagglepus, Woody Woodpecker, etc.

Exit stage left.

[SheltieLover]

41. I think moose & squirrel should be required for magats

Maybe common sense might begin to penetrate thick skulls.

Loved all those you mentioned.

[twodogsbarking]

42. Boris and Natasha. Like Don and Mel.

[SheltieLover]

45. Precisely!

[surfered]

44. Beep Beep!

[SheltieLover]

46. Haha!

We used to say beep beep, your ass.

[surfered]

43. In Rome you get wolves. In Texas you get coyotes.

[SheltieLover]

37. ...

[surfered]

24. Suffered hemorrhagic stroke after being "bitch slapped " by the Prime Minister of Denmark

The excess aspirin dosage was a contributing factor.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143591379

[SheltieLover]

27. Aspirin & Prime Minister will be held in international acclaim!

[surfered]

30. She was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

[SheltieLover]

31. Bwa haw haw

Good one!

[Blumancru]

28. Shakes one hand too many and eats one filet of fish too many. He is term limited by Yahweh.

[hlthe2b]

32. "Pissed us off one time too many! "

"we just may not wait for the aspirin and AF1 tumble to do its work!"

[Joinfortmill]

33. One day closer. TickTock.

[surfered]

35. Tick tock

[SheltieLover]

39. Time is long past due, Reaper!

👠👠👠👠👠👠

[LetMyPeopleVote]

47. May cholesterol do its job and may all of us be celebrating again soon!

Link to tweet

[NNadir]

48. Not yet, but progress is being made. An aspirin brain hemorrhage sounds good to me.