Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Peritonitis after years of aspirin burned a hole through his stomach?

Froze to death when poll numbers reached absolute zero?

Vowed to rid the world of dictators and then killed himself?


Just fucking died already for literally any reasonat all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Reaped what he sowed?

Choked on a hamberder while watching kidnapping & giggling?

Hope springs eternal...

[MiHale]

2. God finally had mercy on us...

This from a desperate atheist.

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Asked personally examine drugs

seized in Venezuela. Went into the Lincoln bedroom and hasn’t been seen since.

[malaise]

4. No but

This Canadian nails it

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1611904720259169

[surfered]

5. We can't wait much longer

People are saying.

[CaptainTruth]

6. Captured in his bed in the middle of the night?

[hlthe2b]

7. "Enjoy golfing at Mar-a-Lago. More are on the way!"

Yeah, sure orange one. I'd count on the "zig-zag"...




Only a matter of time...?

[malaise]

8. Golfatraz

😀

[surfered]

12. 🤣

[surfered]

15. These are good, but this is still my hope

[stage left]

9. Hanged himself

from the bars of his cell with his 62 inch belt while his guards took a break?

[Celerity]

10. no

[DeeDeeNY]

11. Melania will finally take matters into her own hands and

sneak toxic chemicals into his hair dye.

[Blumancru]

13. Big Beautiful Brainbleed

[Kid Berwyn]

14. It may not be alive.

Would explain a lot.

[Grim Chieftain]

16. Maybe he'll choke to death on his own venom

Or maybe that nicely healed wound on his ear from the "assassination attempt" will suddenly spring a leak and gush gold blood everywhere, you know from the anti-coagulant effect of the daily aspirins.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

17. trump is not well

[malaise]

18. THIS

Froze to death when poll numbers reached absolute zero?