Little Marco says, "I'm a diplomat". Ha ha ha ha...

[wcmagumba]

[Klarkashton]

1. A dip maybe.

[Kid Berwyn]

2. Marco.

Rubio.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

3. No Marco, you are a doormat for trump to wipe his feet.

[Blue Owl]

4. He's a dipstick and a doormat

[Irish_Dem]

5. He is a member of the Trump criminal enterprise.

[Clouds Passing]

6. Lil Narco Rube

https://prospect.org/2025/12/23/narco-terrorist-elite-rubio-south-america-iran-contra/

“Marco Rubio as a teenager made extra cash working for his late brother-in-law Orlando Cicilia. The business imported and sold exotic animals as a front for moving nearly a half million pounds of cocaine and marijuana. It was later said, when kingpin Mario Tabraue became a main character on the monstrously popular documentary series Tiger King, that the cocaine was actually stuffed into the bodies of vipers and boa constrictors, though an 80-page indictment of the enterprise makes no mention of that, and Tabraue has been known to sue those who accuse him of animal cruelty.”

[msongs]

7. trump's worm

[Skittles]

8. only if by "diplomat" he means TRUMP WHORE

yes indeed