Why is Vance doing this presser?....is the actual president too busy

[Volaris]

failing his monthly dementia test?

Did PSec Leavitt prematurely burst into flames for the lies she was gonna tell this morning?

Is Stephen Miller not able to leave his coffin until sundown?

Is Suzy Wiles at her desk, halfway through her second Weekly Office Bottle of Bourbon (I would be)?

Obviously, the DHS SEC is busy managing her stress by strangling some puppies this afternoon, and Bovino is busy jerking off listening to the death whimpers...

Or is this white house now just an understaffed fucking daycare for the worst political monsters this nation has ever created?
Because I'm pretty sure, that at the end of the day, even Jefferson Davis was willing to cop to the attack on Ft. Sumpter..

[Ilsa]

1. Krasnov is napping.

Or resting his eyes. Or taking a bath because he pooped himself while in a rage and throwing plates against the wall like the spoiled brat he is.

[RockCreek]

8. too many days on drug support, has to recover

[Hugin]

2. Tangerine Idi Amin's date with the worms is nigh.

The sycophants, psychopaths, and opportunists are feeling the cold and scrambling to secure the dynasty. Poorly, I might add.

Pathetic.

[bluestarone]

3. My thinking

TSF wants all to step forward with supporting ICE.

[Melon]

4. I've seen enough of him lately...so that's ok.

[rogue emissary]

5. Had the same thought. They only use Vance when the Felon is incapacitated.

[ananda]

6. LOL. Brilliant!

You nailed it!

Just don't forget that they are playing
in a toddler's sandbox, with billionaire
enablers sitting on the side clapping.

[senseandsensibility]

7. I don't know, but I am all for it!!

Make JD the face of the administration! In fact, I think he should hold a presser daily about this subject. His cult will love it and everyone else will be repelled.

[struggle4progress]

9. The prez is kept very very busy by his daily naps