The fuck is going to invade Greenland

[SamuelTheThird]

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/09/trump-greenland-military-denmark-nato.html

[Dan]

1. then we will be at war with NATO.

Congratulations to all our MAGA friends and family.

Only question is - should we share our Fallout bunkers with them?

[leftstreet]

2. I hope we capture their national healthcare

just kidding, of course

[thought crime]

13. If Denmark wins the war it might set the Nanny State upon us.

How Horrible! Just kidding, of course - it would be Great!

[Orrex]

3. It's almost af if everything he does is in service of a hostile foreign power to whom he's deeply in debt

Almost.

[Initech]

5. I really wonder what the Saudis have on him.

The Saudis are not our friends.

[Orrex]

6. I'd have guessed Putin tbh, but you make a good point

Still, Trump's endless Putin-fluffing, Ukraine-undermining, and Europe-bashing seem to line up very nicely with Putin's agenda.

[Initech]

10. Yeah, Putin is prime evil.

But the way the asshole is sucking up to Mohammed Bin Salmon considering how hostile Saudi Arabia is to the United States, I feel like Putin is a distraction from who the real bad guys are.

[Orrex]

15. Very, very plausible (nt)

[Initech]

16. If that Paramount merger goes through, it's game over.

The Saudis would be co-owners of a company that would control 95% of our media outlets. It would be the end of the free press as we know it.

[Orrex]

17. I think we can safely assume that that's a done deal.

[Initech]

18. Well strap in, because the bad guys are about to gain control over everything we see and hear in ways you can't imagine.

Bari Weiss' control of CBS News is a test market.

[thought crime]

14. Almost Exactly like that.

[Blue_Roses]

19. Exactly.

n/t

[Initech]

4. I hope the rest of the world will drag the fucking asshole out of his bunker.

[B.See]

7. My question is

how many neighbours can one make an enemy of before that comes back to bite one in the ass?

[maxsolomon]

8. How the fuck does he think CHINA is going to conquer Greenland?

Has he looked at a globe?

He thinks in bullshit.

[Initech]

11. He also has internet con artists and Fox News hosts feeding him hate, lies, and bullshit 24/7.

[Arazi]

9. Yup. I've never doubted he means it

The EU needs to station a multinational force there tonight as a tripwire.

We have US troops that would be “trapped” in Europe that would immediately be taken hostage by EU nations if he decides to invade Greenland.

These two factors should be enough to ensure US military leaders stuff Hegseth into a locker and tell Traitor to stfu

[thought crime]

12. I've been guessing they will try to subvert Greenland separatists or buy them out

But the Venezuela raid makes me rethink it. Trump likes "one and done" military operations. The US military could literally take over Nuuk in less than an hour and declare annexation complete.

[Boo1]

20. Idiot

“Because if we don’t do it, Russia or China will take over Greenland, and we’re not going to have Russia or China as a neighbor,” he said.

Who's going to tell him?

[Tommy Carcetti]

21. Maybe Sarah Palin can. nt