What I said once to an acquaintance

[Pototan]

By acquaintance, I mean a person I barely knew but were in a social setting.

He was wearing a USA hat. You know the one, with the Eagle's face in the front and gold braid on the visor.

I said, "his hat appeared pretty patriotic", and could I see it. He handed it to me. And just as I suspected, it said "Made in China" under the flap.

I said, "this hat was made in China. You know, it's more patriotic what it says inside the hat than what it says outside"