BREAKING: A top oil company executive says Donald Trump "smelled like rotten roast beef"

[Bread and Circuses]

The White House staff are all Traitors! Covering up for this debacle so that Putin and (redacted) can run this country.

(redacted) = a certain prime minister with International Criminal Court arrest warrants for crimes against humanity.

The part that should terrify people isn’t the smell. It’s that this is who Republicans want handling national security, foreign policy, and nuclear codes. With that said…that’s disgusting.

— Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T03:54:50.861Z

[dweller]

1. Halfway post is satire / bs

They take headlines and ‘improve’ them

Blocked them from my fb , as it’s bs



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[eppur_se_muova]

7. Thanks. Now we know more. nt

[dweller]

8. I guess I should have just said

Take it in the same vein as Borowitz or the Onion … but they don’t actually come across as them , imo



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[eppur_se_muova]

9. No, I liked the way you handled it.

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I suppose "Halfway Post" is supposed to be a parody on "Huff Post", but if you're not sure what's being parodied, it can be hard to know it's parody.

Even in the Lounge.

[Bayard]

2. Gag

Personal hygiene is probably not a priority for that man.

[Dave Bowman]

3. He looks like rotten roast beef too. 🤢

[Qutzupalotl]

4. Not illegal even if it were true

which it is not.

[Ocelot II]

5. The Halfway Post is a satire site.

Even so, it wouldn't surprise me if Trump really did smell like rotting beef, since that's basically what he is - a big sack of meat that's turning green around the edges.

[Jack Valentino]

6. So top oil company executives can't tell the difference between "the smell of rotten roast beef" and

the smell of liquid SHIT leaking out of Trump's diapers!


(maybe they were trying to be "nice" ) lmao

[Initech]

10. Honestly that sounds on brand for him.

But still...

[Cha]

11. Thanks for reporting on this, Oil EXEC

Hope that's a sign of his Deterioration.

[GoodRaisin]

12. He is repugnant in every way possible.

[C Moon]

13. That's probably why he got up to look out the door: to pass gas.

[Kid Berwyn]

14. Destroyer of Democracy

Thanks, Putin.