Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Taken out by assassins from Belgium?
Taken out by assassins from Canada?
Taken out by assassins from Denmark?
Taken out by assassins from France?
Taken out by assassins from Iceland?
Taken out by assassins from Italy?
Taken out by assassins from Luxembourg?
Taken out by assassins from Netherlands?
Taken out by assassins from Norway?
Taken out by assassins from Portugal?
Taken out by assassins from United Kingdom?
Taken out by assassins from Greece?
Taken out by assassins from Turkey?
Taken out by assassins from Germany?
Taken out by assassins from Spain?
Taken out by assassins from Czechia?
Taken out by assassins from Hungary?
Taken out by assassins from Poland?
Taken out by assassins from Bulgaria?
Taken out by assassins from Estonia?
Taken out by assassins from Latvia?
Taken out by assassins from Lithuania?
Taken out by assassins from Romania?
Taken out by assassins from Slovakia?
Taken out by assassins from Slovenia?
Taken out by assassins from Albania?
Taken out by assassins from Croatia?
Taken out by assassins from Montenegro?
Taken out by assassins from North Macedonia?
Taken out by assassins from Finland?
Taken out by assassins from Sweden?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. You forgot Zululand.

Clearly what we need is a country named after Xavier Cugat.

And good morning.

[LymphocyteLover]

10. penguin assassins from the Heard and McDonald Islands would be pretty cool

[surfered]

11. Like this

[TexasTowelie]

2. What about the 75 nations that the State Department suspend visa processing for?

I suspect that there are some non-NATO countries that would relish getting in on the action.

[malaise]

3. Split in half as he arrived in Greenland

planning to celebrate American imperialism.
His right heel got stuck in sticky snow as he touched the ground while descending his imperial plane and both legs spreadeagled as he crashed to oblivion and landed on his orange face. KaBOOM! A bright orange mark was left on the snow.
The Inuit cheered as did the entire planet.😀

[SheltieLover]

4. Sadly, I don't believe so...yet.

[MiHale]

5. But taken out in such a way as ...

To not make him into a martyr. Some people have a tendency to turn assassinated leaders into heroes.

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

12. The day may be young, but sadly, I'm not. Can't wait much lomger

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[IronLionZion]

7. Denmark might go all Hamlet on him.

"To be, or not to be," "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark," and "To thine own self be true,"

[surfered]

13. I Hope the something rotten is Trump's rotting corpse

[malaise]

14. Nicely played

😀

[yellow dahlia]

28. Good pun.

And I am fussy about my puns.

[malaise]

29. How I miss DUer pinboy3niner

[yellow dahlia]

30. He must have been before my time.

I will ask Mr. Dahlia. He has been a DUer for a long time. And Mr. Dahlia loves puns and "dad" jokes.

[malaise]

31. Here

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028981374

[yellow dahlia]

32. A nice tribute.

There are some superlative folks in this community...present and past.

[LymphocyteLover]

8. where are the made in America assassins? What happened to America first???

[Wicked Blue]

26. Attacking Minneapolis, no doubt

[Omnipresent]

9. I wish for trump to die from a long slow death.

While laying in a hospital bed, while watching the next President dismantle all of his shitstained achievements!

[Blue Owl]

20. With the nurse that says "Quiet, Piggy" when he asks for pain meds

[Omnipresent]

23. ....

[Wicked Blue]

25. In a prison hospital

while awaiting trial.

[bagimin]

15. Apparently,

he smells like it.

[twodogsbarking]

16. Melaaaaaniaaaaaaaah makes him a special smoothie. Hemlock.

[hlthe2b]

17. "My guys headed to Iceland & Greenland... NATO reinforcements against orange menace!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. Go get him!

[Dulcinea]

18. NOT. SOON. ENOUGH.

Are there polar bears in Greenland? Just askin'.

[Blue Owl]

19. You're on my wavelength, Orrex

[BWdem4life]

21. Does it matter anymore?

Just wondering.

[Wicked Blue]

24. Taken out by assassins from Iran

sounds more plausible.

[greatauntoftriplets]

27. My cousins in Luxembourg and Belgium would be thrilled.

They hate his guts as much as I do.