The $3 Trump meal! ENJOY! Sec. Rollins has run simulations 😳😂😃🥸

[underpants]

Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."



It took 1,000 simulations to learn this? Ask anyone on food stamps. They can tell you everything you need to know about feeding a family on pennies.

So basically every meal is 200 calories, that’ll keep them hungry

"Our simulation says you shouldn't be hungry yet!"

Only one piece of broccoli?

Wait, I can have *two* sides now? Mind blown.

One doll. One pencil. One piece of broccoli. Enjoy, peasants

[Prairie Gates]

1. This foo posted the Fyre Fest meal! The Internet is undefeated

Link to tweet

?

[underpants]

4. 😂😂😂😂 the responses are hilarious. Sooo out of touch

Link to tweet

?s=46&t=3VBm1LJ8j8qLp6JTs_8J2A

[Prairie Gates]

5. ROFL

Oh my God from Pluribus!

[underpants]

14. Can my "one other thing" please be affordable health care? Jesus Christ.

Link to tweet

?s=46&t=3VBm1LJ8j8qLp6JTs_8J2A

[tanyev]

2. Meanwhile, Trump eats a Big Mac, a Quarter Pounder and fries. Plus a Filet-O-Fish, for health.

All in one meal.

[Xavier Breath]

10. And no doubt 'one other thing.'

[Hugin]

24. Two scoops.

It’s always two scoops. Would that count as two “other things”?

[Efilroft Sul]

3. I looked up calorie counts.

• One piece of broccoli = 3 to 5 calories
• One chicken drumstick = 100 to 250 calories
• One corn tortilla = 52 to 62 calories

So a "meal," minus this "one extra thing," could be as low as 155 calories. She must be getting recipes from the Hanoi Hilton cookbook.

[Prairie Gates]

6. The craziest thing is her saying "We've run simulations" and then the anchor emphasizing the simulations

Motherfucker, I don't need any "simulations." I go to the friggin' grocery store multiple times a week and make meals for a family of four. These people need "simulations" to tell them how much a meal costs? Most people need their own damn eyes and a checking account balance.

A thousand simulations? What the fuck?

That's really the most insulting part of it, however comical their resulting meal is.

[Efilroft Sul]

9. They run simulations but probably have other people doing their shopping. They know nothing about kitchen table issues.

It's so damned infuriating.

[Arazi]

20. They just ran it through Grok 1000x

[malaise]

21. They are sick people

Rec

[underpants]

8. Well they think everyone is just sitting around smoking weed anyway

So how many calories could they really need anyway

[Efilroft Sul]

11. They obviously have never heard of the munchies.

[jmowreader]

7. A line from an old Fools song comes to mind here

"Some people say that life is good, give thanks for what you have
When all you have is nothing, nothing makes you glad."

[peggysue2]

12. The one other thing?

Donald J. Trump. Hum-hum, good.

Okay not so good. But we would have leftovers.

As for Rollins? What a waste. She'd be better placed in a detention/concentration camp.

Cruelty is the point!

Never forget, never forgive.

[underpants]

15. Can my "one other thing" please be affordable health care? Jesus Christ.

Link to tweet

?s=46&t=3VBm1LJ8j8qLp6JTs_8J2A

[peggysue2]

22. That too, underpants

Healthcare sustains and extends life and well-being as does nutritious food.

Unfortunately, nothing that actually helps people is on Agent Orange's agenda.

[malaise]

13. Let them eat cake

From the Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/15/trump-agriculture-secretary-brooke-rollins-food-guidelines

The US agriculture secretary, Brooke Rollins, is facing ridicule from congressional Democrats – among others – after claiming Americans can save money and have their meals align with new Department of Health and Human Services dietary guidelines by simply eating “a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli”, “a corn tortilla” and “one other thing”.

One representative even called the remarks “a slap in the face to struggling working families”.

Rollins made the remarks during an interview with NewsNation in response to a question about how average Americans will afford adapting their meals to the White House’s updated food pyramid, which emphasizes red meat, full-fat dairy and saturated fats while discouraging ultra-processed foods and sugar. The rising cost of groceries has been a major issue for Americans in recent years.

“How does cost play into this?” host Connell McShane asked. “And I guess the reason I ask is that I’m thinking back to the [consumer price index] report that just came out, and although inflation overall, as you know, kind of held steady, 2.7% an annual rate on the consumer level, we did see grocery [prices], especially month to month, jumping up. And so it still costs people a lot to go to the grocery store. When is that gonna change?”

Rollins answered: “I think the question you’re asking, and it’s a really important one, is while we’re asking Americans to reconsider what they’re eating, are we actually asking Americans – especially those who are living on the margins – are we asking them to spend more on their diet?

———.

These people are depraved


Kick

[Emrys]

16. Did they also simulate the cost of actually cooking these delicacies,

or are they expecting people to eat them raw, as nature presumably intended, or perhaps skewer them on a curtain rod and char them over a bonfire under whatever overpass they've been able to secure by mortal combat?

[GoCubsGo]

17. Hey, Brookie Poo...

Take that $3 meal, and shove it up your fucking, self-righteous ass. I guarantee you that disgusting, little scumbag never struggled for a minute of her useless waste of a life.

[Rhiannon12866]

18. The peanut made me laugh - is this what the felon-in-chief eats for dinner??

[DET]

19. Never forget...

Ketchup is a vegetable (Saint Ronnie).

[lame54]

23. Victory chicken