"Her undergarments are nice." -- Donald Trump referring to spouse Melania

[Kid Berwyn]

In honor of the man who defunded federal support for the arts and named one of the nation's leading cultural institutions after himself, his own madness evinced through his own words...



President Donald Trump describes wife Melania's 'perfect panties' during FBI raid ramble

Melania maintains a fiercely private public persona, however, she will be the subject of a brand new Amazon documentary

Rebecca Lewis
HELLO!, December 20, 2025

(Pee-)resident Donald Trump shared intimate details of his wife's underwear during an appearance in North Carolina on Friday December 19. As the President discussed the country's inflation and his efforts to lower drug prices ahead of the 2026 midterm elections, he pivoted to instead reflect on the FBI raid of his Palm Beach, Florida resort in 2022.

"I had these animals trying to attack me at Mar-A-Lago, they went into my wife's closet," he told the crowds, adding: "She's a very meticulous person, you know – like these people [in the crowd], she'd fit into your group very well – but everything is perfect. Her undergarments are nice – sometimes referred to as panties – they are folded perfect, wrapped, so perfect".

"I think that she steams them," he then added.

Snip...

The warrant revealed that the FBI was looking for evidence that Trump had removed or destroyed records, obstructed justice or violated the Espionage Act. Eleven sets of classified documents, including some marked "top secret" that are only meant to be viewed at secure government facilities, were found at the resort.

Source: https://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/874078/president-trump-describes-wife-melania-perfect-panties-fbi-raid-ramble/



Of all sources, useful history from HOLA! I mean, HELLO!

[yourout]

1. She steams them to kill the syphilis.

And/Or crabs

[Kid Berwyn]

3. Excellent observation! Be best to use professional grade equipment.

[sop]

2. Trump, always the biggest lowlife in the room.

[Kid Berwyn]

5. America just loves comedians.

[sop]

7. Take my wife...please...

[dutch777]

4. And I assumed she went commando. I stand corrected. Bet she is so pleased with Donnie over this

[Kid Berwyn]

9. By training, but matrimonial reality overrode the programming.

[Dave Bowman]

6. Next time the rapist will mumble about Ivanka's nice undergarments.

[Kid Berwyn]

11. GOP Congress would investigate if they were honest.

[Prairie Gates]

8. Eew

[Kid Berwyn]

12. You're right. I'm sorry.

[CTyankee]

16. Who is that guy she's about to smooch? Canadian Prime Minister?

[Kid Berwyn]

18. Former PM Justin Trudeau

He got divorced around then.

[CTyankee]

19. He's not doing anything. She's the one who is coming on to him. Not too subtle, Melania....

[Jilly_in_VA]

10. Very inappropriate

not to mention unpresidential. Not even our most womanizing presidents spoke like this in public about any woman, let alone their wives. Disgusting to the max.

[Prairie Gates]

14. I feel like Laura Bush would have died on the spot if Dubya had ever so much as alluded to a bathing suit

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[Kid Berwyn]

15. Horrifying, too, seeing dip wants to operate with Insurrection Act emergency powers

EXCLUSIVE: Stephanie Grisham considered warning Melania about Trump taking an 'unusual interest' in young press wrangler on her team but chickened out, book claims

* Stephanie Grisham considered warning Melania Trump about the 'unusual interest' President Donald Trump was taking in a young, attractive female staffer
* 'A couple of times I came close to telling Mrs. Trump about the president's behavior,' Grisham reveals in her forthcoming book
* Ultimately, she was too 'chickens***' to tell the then-first lady
* She reveals in book Trump was interested in a 'young, highly attractive press wrangler on my team'
* She details what she calls his 'inappropriate' behavior
* Her book 'I'll Take Your Questions Now' is out on October 5

By EMILY GOODIN, SENIOR U.S. POLITICAL REPORTER FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

Published: 14:56 EST, 28 September 2021

Excerpt...

Grisham reveals in her book, which offers behind-the-scenes details of working in the Trump White House, that the former president took 'an unusual interest in a young, highly attractive press wrangler on my team.'

She details what she called inappropriate behavior by Trump and noted she tried to protect the staffer, who she doesn't name.

Grisham writes Trump would tell her to put the staffer 'on TV. Keep her happy, promote her.'

Trump, a former reality TV star, consider being on TV a great compliment and hired some of his staff and lawyers based on their appearances on Fox News.

Grisham also reveals that on one Air Force One trip Trump asked that the staffer be brought to his cabin, saying: 'Let's bring her up here and look at her ass.'

Continues...

Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10038279/Stephanie-Grisham-considered-warning-Melania-Trump-young-staffer.html

[CTyankee]

22. that is NOT OK...

[Kid Berwyn]

26. For Big Oil!

Standing on the verge of a global catastrophe on the scale of the Great Depression, a reminder from a year back (If needed, please use the Google translator for the entire article)...

The oil oracle and Trump's foreign policy agenda

https://letraslibres.com/economia/montes-de-oca-donald-trump-petroleo-politica-exterior/

[CTyankee]

28. and just what is he doing in that photo, back to us, looking like he's about to wee wee on something....

and I certainly would not be surprised...

[Initech]

13. That's just plain fucking creepy.

[Kid Berwyn]

17. Totally creepy. Now he wants to cancel 2026 election.

Trump on 2026 midterms: 'We shouldn’t even have an election'

David Badash
Alternet.org, January 15, 2026

President Donald Trump, rejecting criticism from within his own party, the economic challenges facing the American people, and polling on Greenland, suggested that his second-term accomplishments were so extensive that they should render the 2026 midterm elections unnecessary.

In an interview with Reuters, President Trump “expressed frustration” that Republicans may lose control of the House of Representatives and possibly the Senate in the November midterm elections.

Calling it “some deep psychological thing,” Trump told Reuters that “when you win the presidency, you don’t win the midterms.”

He then “boasted” of his accomplishments, telling the reporter, “when you think of it, we shouldn’t even have an election.”

Continues...

https://www.alternet.org/trump-reuters/

[Initech]

21. Fuck him. This administration needs to be canceled.

[dalton99a]

20. "And she gives tremendous golden showers"

[Kid Berwyn]

23. Like a race horse.

A very foe-king beeg one.

[MustLoveBeagles]

24. I realize I'm stating the obvious,but he's gross 🤢

[Kid Berwyn]

27. Totally. I think of him as a "Pedophile Protector"

UAW, crowdfunding campaigns back Ford worker suspended for heckling Trump

https://www.metrotimes.com/news/metro-detroit-news/uaw-backs-suspended-ford-worker-condemns-trumps-vulgar-response/

[MustLoveBeagles]

29. This guy is my hero

[milestogo]

25. High End Escorts usually have nice Lingerie.

[sinkingfeeling]

30. Doesn't he mean her maid folded and wrapped them perfectly?

[dalton99a]

31. "Compared to my Depends"

[tanyev]

32. Bet there's a lot of them he's never seen.

[greatauntoftriplets]

33. This may be a case for DUer underpants!

Her panties get wrapped?