(SARCASM) In the spirit of MAGA and Churchianity, Right thinking, God-fearing, Trump supporting Christians will
be holding a convention in Washington, D.C. where talks will be given on:
"How to Beat Your children in a Godly manner" by Reverend Michael Pearl, author of the seminal, "To Train Up a Child".
-- attendees will receive a complimentary "Rod of Correction", 18" Resin Frosted Caning Whips valued at $19.95!
"Making The Handmaid's Tale a reality" by Peter Hegseth (sobriety, withstanding)
"How ICE is Doing the Work of the Lord Jesus," by Officer Jonathan Ross
Complimentary miniature replica Glock 19 keychains with the words "This round's from Baby Jesus" inscribed, will be handed out. (This is the same model used to kill that Godless LGBTQ woman! An exclusive offer!)
A non-refundable deposit of $999 reserves your place. Seating is limited.
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Trump Christians are the public face of Christianity in America today.
