Visibly Shaken Piss Covered ICE Agent Complains that this isn't 'peaceful'.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

https://www.reddit.com/r/UnderReportedNews/comments/1qdxe0f/piss_bottle_shuts_down_ice_vehicle_agents_visibly/

[EarthFirst]

1. Hope it was a trucker bottle...

If you know; you know.

[AZJonnie]

5. After an urgent haul from Vegas to New Orleans in Late July, with the cabin AC on the the fritz?

I'm not going to say I support protesters doing this kind of thing because that would be quite rude to suggest.

[Irish_Dem]

12. I know, to approve would be so impolite.

Of course accidents involving urine do occur.
No one's fault in that case.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

22. Called a Trucker Bomb,

ask me how I know.

And no, I don't condone this, it's nasty and its a felony to assault a cop in this manner.

[MichMan]

2. I believe throwing bodily fluids at someone is probably considered a felony

[markodochartaigh]

3. Almost certainly,

unless it is a patient throwing bodily fluids on a health care worker.

[Norbert]

8. Maybe we should ask trump on this one

He gets pissed on for pleasure so this could be a gray area.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

9. Lol no. It's maaaaaaaaaaaybe fourth degree assault in Minnesota. Maybe.

https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/2025/cite/609.2231?highlight=%5B%7B%22term%22%3A%22%5C%22bodily%20fluids%5C%22%22%2C%22type%22%3A%22all%22%7D%5D

ETA: My mistake, it's a felony if you throw it at the cop ON PURPOSE. Just gotta watch the delivery.

[uncle ray]

23. so be careful when walking with a giant uncapped piss bottle, lest you slip on ICE.

[Kaleva]

13. It is if the target is a peace officer

[WhiskeyGrinder]

14. Cite? All I could find was fourth-degree assault if it's a peace officer. A piss officer, once might say.

[Kaleva]

15. Your own link states it.

Read down to part c.

c) Whoever commits either of the following acts against a peace officer is guilty of a felony and may be sentenced to imprisonment for not more than three years or to payment of a fine of not more than $6,000, or both: (1) physically assaults the officer if the assault inflicts demonstrable bodily Next harm; or (2) intentionally throws or otherwise transfers Previous bodily Next Previous fluids Next or feces at or onto the officer.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

16. lol that's what I get for drinking and posting, thanks. OTOH, if a person throws it at the car, and it happens to get on

a peace officer, I'd be surprised if it couldn't get pleaded down.

[FascismIsDeath]

18. Probably but these ICE agents are committing felonies in broad daylight and likely will never be held accountable.

Its gross but they'll be fine.

[Scrivener7]

25. Well ... gunning down moms on the school run for their 6 year old is considered a bigger felony,

but nothing's stopping that guy.

[dpibel]

26. I continue to stand in amazement

You are so Johnny on the Spot.

Let us weep for the poor ICE officers. Victims of a felony!

Thank you for your incredibly quick legal analysis.

[DJ Synikus Makisimus]

4. Friendly Minnesotans trying to protect ICE from frostbite.

They should be grateful.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

6. cry harder pissbaby

[nilram]

7. Please, just give piss a chance!

(Stolen from the Reddit thread.)

[Blue Owl]

10. Their presence is ILLEGAL and they shouldn't even be there in the first place

[pfitz59]

11. Message in a Bottle

SOS to the world!

[Iggo]

17. If they stayed home, it woulda been.

[ProfessorGAC]

19. Exactly My Thought

If they weren't there, (stayed home), this never would have happened.
This guy needs to Blane his boss's boss.

[Faux pas]

20. ...

[Grown2Hate]

21. Oh, NO!!!

Was the bottle of piss OK?!

[Eko]

24. I really don't care, do you?

[ret5hd]

27. All we are saaaayiiing, Is give piss a chaaaance!

[IzzaNuDay]

28. See, having a sub sandwich thrown at them wasn't so bad after all!

However, in chilly Minnesota, that sub may end up freezing into an icy bread block!

[irisblue]

29. 2 of the ICErs have their faces out & are bitching to the media

Wonder if they have been doxxed yet?

[DBoon]

30. urine washes off very easily

much easier than the blood covering civilians beaten by ICE