Trump tells the world how bravely he would stand up to his finger getting caught in a binder clip

[highplainsdem]

Trump: "Whoo. I'm glad my finger wasn't in that sucker. That could've dome some damage but you know what? I wouldn't have shown the pain. I would've gone back. Boy did you hear that? That was nasty. But I would not have shown the pain. I would've acted like nothing happens as my finger fell off."

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-01-20T19:06:00.347Z

[a kennedy]

1. He has fawking lost his mind......HE'S FAWKING INSANE!!!!!

[tanyev]

2. You tell 'em, Donny. 🙄

[Kid Berwyn]

3. Stolen Valor all the time

If that had happened, I'd be so brave.

[The Roux Comes First]

4. All the Ow-ies He Has Endured Over the Years!!

No one else can possibly imagine.

[newdeal2]

5. Is this his Vietnam?

He should get a gold award shaped like a paper clip for his bravery.

[tinymontgomery]

7. He's going to demand the DOD give him a Purple Heart now. n/t

[newdeal2]

8. The joint Office Depot / Staples peace prize

[bdamomma]

6. Go ahead

and do it!!!!!!!! I would like to see that. Talk is cheap.

[Norrrm]

9. Parkland school shooting. Trump says he would have rushed in

Trump says he would have rushed in

[crud]

10. psycho

"see? I wouldn't hurt a fly"

[canetoad]

11. Donald

They're not laughing with you, they're laughing AT you.