The EU needs to slam Trump's d*ick in a car door

[Fiendish Thingy]

Last edited Tue Jan 20, 2026, 03:28 PM - Edit history (1)

Figuratively speaking of course.

Denmark is beyond ready, and Macron and Carney are coming to the table- the rest of Europe’s leaders need to step up.

Start by selling off a chunk of US treasury bonds, and prepare to unleash the so called “bazooka”.

And send more troops, planes and ships to protect Greenland- make it abundantly clear that any invasion would not be bloodless.

Update:

Looks like the investors beat the EU to the Trump dick-in-door slamming- Dow is down 800 something points, the dollar is down, and most significantly, Treasury yields had their sharpest rise in nearly a year (meaning they are worth less, seen as riskier, so the Treasury has to pay more interest in order to induce investors to buy them).

[rsdsharp]

1. " Figuratively speaking of course."

Well, hell, I’d pay money to see that.

I’d pay more to be the slammer!

[Traildogbob]

2. No damn way it would reach that far from his ass

[yaesu]

3. It's too tiny to venture out past the zipper so it's probably physically impossible. nt

[ultralite001]

4. Good luck finding

Krasnov's "tiny mushroom"...

Stormy knows best... (8:35-)