Rapin' Grampy's 15 Minute Imaginary Celebration of his many bigly yuge "Year 1 Successes" puts press to sleep
To mark the first anniversary of his second term, Trump took the podium in the White House briefing room on Tuesday.
"We've done more than any other administration has done, by far, in terms of military, in terms of ending wars, in terms of completing wars. Nobody's really seeing very much like I think it's appropriate that because Minnesota, so much in the fray," Trump began. "And I said to my people all the time, so busy doing other things like they should. Ending murders, drug dealers, a lot of bad people, and these are just some of the more recent ones. That we have. I can show you some of the people."
With that, the president began a 15-minute presentation, holding up photos of various people. Each photo had the word "Minnesota" printed at the top.
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The president paused, sensing he was not captivating his audience.
"You're not getting bored with this, right?" he asked the reporters. "I hope you don't."
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...simply doesn't know the difference between "seeking asylum" vs. being a patient in an asylum. That's why he keeps referring to "Hannibal Lecter" (Silence of the Lambs) all the time! 
