JD Vance and his wife, Usha Vance, are expecting their fourth child this summer.

[demmiblue]

JD Vance and his wife, Usha Vance, are expecting their fourth child this summer.

— HuffPost (@huffpost.com) 2026-01-20T21:03:41.853Z

Usha, Katie Miller and Karoline Leavitt all pregnant at the same time. They’re spawning

— Laura Bassett (@lebassett.bsky.social) 2026-01-20T20:56:56.400Z

[pfitz59]

1. Wanna bet they call it Charlie?

Spooky

[graycampervan]

27. Charlie

Elon?

[durablend]

2. Shouldn't we be hearing of Erika's bundle of joy soon?

[Ocelot II]

3. Did she have to disguise herself as a sofa for that to happen?

[SheltieLover]

5. No doubt

She must have a strong stomach...

[no_hypocrisy]

4. So Usha conceived around the time Erika

was giving that meaningful hug to JD.

What a coincidence.

[newdeal2]

6. They have to name the kid Donald, right?

Otherwise the big baby will never forgive Vance.

[malaise]

21. Charlie

[Traildogbob]

7. Abortion now, abortion free

Stop these evil mutherfuckers from breeding. How many damn Millers are we gonna have dumped on us? Soon they will run out of room for the White House Bunker for em to hide in when they start lobbing nukes. “They gonna need a bigger Bunker”.
The damn trumps alone and Fox puppets will take up a lot of space in the bike proof Apartment complex. (That we pay for)
Imagine how Noah had to breed to repopulate. Just think of the future of humanity that will require these assholes to fuck each other to breed a society 😱

[TheProle]

22. "Abortion now, abortion free... Stop these evil mutherfuckers from breeding."

Not sure that's how choice works.

[Lochloosa]

8. Who's the father? Bassett?

[bluestarone]

18. Yep, i heard they are gonna name it

FOOT STOOL!

[LuckyCharms]

10. I heard his couch is pregnant too, and will give birth to a little bearded Ottoman.

[madinmaryland]

11. So he has now been disloyal to his couch four times.

[Blue Owl]

15. She didn't get pregnant from regular intercourse....

She just sat on the wrong couch cushion shortly after JD did his business

[Deep State Witch]

12. Awwww..

A little loveseat!

[Endlessmike56]

13. Uh oh, plot twist

[bif]

14. DUPE

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220953976

[2naSalit]

16. Poor kid.

[Bengus81]

17. Oh my...are MAGOTS good with another brownie coming into the World?

Better go ask them Vance,they already don't like you.............

[mr715]

19. Surprise! They're Elon's!! nt

[bluestarone]

20. So, while she is raising the children he can go play with

Erika Kirk?

[travelingthrulife]

23. Gross.

[jmowreader]

24. I can just imagine the discussion in the White House

"We have to stop people from talking about the Epstein Files. How can we do that? What do Americans truly love?"
"Babies and puppies, Mr. President."
"Okay, that does it. All you women in the room, get knocked up tonight. All the men, go home and get your wives pregnant tonight."
"What if it's not that time of month, Mr. President?"
"Didn't you hear me? I want thirty positive pregnancy tests on my desk by this time tomorrow."

...after Trump storms out to eat another bag of Big Macs...

"Do they sell fake positive pregnancy tests on Amazon?"
"Not that I know of, but they sell unused ones and pink felt-tip markers."

[PCIntern]

25. Ummm...I'm having trouble unseeing the moment of conception...

To get it up they don’t watch porn together, he peruses furniture sites online.

[flvegan]

26. www.roomstogoodtogo.com/outlet

Only the best in cheap furniture porn.