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Spurious News: Norwegian Nobel Committee responds to Trump's Nobel-Greenland claim
OSLO, NORWAY (Spurious News Network) -- On January 19, King Donald Trump, doing business as the president of the United States, admitted he plans to invade the Danish autonomous territory of Greenland because he didn't get the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize.
Jørgen Watne Frydnes, the chairperson of the Norwegian Nobel Committee that awards the Peace Prize, responded: "Now you know why we didn't give it to him!"