Maybe there's a Swiss representative at Davos with a shiny gold pocket watch

[Wicked Blue]

who could start swinging it gently back and forth in front of the Orange Traitor.

Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth...

Shiny, shiny gold...nice shiny gold...

Look at the nice shiny gold as it swings back and forth...

You are getting sleepy as you see the pretty shiny gold swing back and forth... back and forth... back and forth...

What could the Davos delegates suggest to tr*mp as he falls into the trance?

Your suggestions, please!

[EarthFirst]

1. "Meeet me at the 47th floor observation deeeeck..." nt

[AZJonnie]

2. I'd say "you want to retire and spend more time with your family"

But I don't think even with hypnosis you could convince him he'd like to spend more time with his family.

Except Ivanka, maybe.

[SheltieLover]

3. Ooooooh....

Sounds like fodder for Orrex's thread, our St. Orrex, Saint of Perpetual Optimism.

I can hardly wait to see what you come up with in the morning!

My suggestions: snorkling in his filled golden bowl without a mask. Must stay under for at least an hour.

Quiet, Piggy! No talking. No audience. (Hell on Earth for slob!)

Give away all his Earthly goods!

Belly flop off WH roof with news crews rolling live. Assures No Weekend at Bernies!

Drumroll...

RELEASE THE TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES with only victim names redacted, your tax returns for 30 years, & ALL Treasury Epstein records.

How's that for a jumping off place, pun intended!

[Wicked Blue]

4. I particularly like that idea of releasing the Epstein files...

[SheltieLover]

5. Me too!

[Wicked Blue]

6. How about fire Stephen Miller?

[SheltieLover]

7. How about send pee wee to CECOT?

[niyad]

8. I was going to suggest that he throw himself off the top of OUR HOUSE,

preferably on top of naziferatu, but all that blubber might save him. He could try to swallow his worthless, unearned medals.

[SheltieLover]

9. Great idea!