Usha Sat On The Couch -- Mazel tov to them.

[erronis]

https://www.wonkette.com/p/usha-sat-on-the-couch

I was wondering if someone else was thinking the same as me. Apparently Marcie Jones was.

Well, well, Usha Bala Chilukuri Vance and her husband JD have announced they are expecting a fourth child, a boy, in late July! That means either Usha spatchcocked herself on a wet spot on the couch, got an embryo transplanted, or that she and JD Vance engaged in penetrative vaginal sexual intercourse with his penis and/or a turkey baster sometime in mid-September. Right around when Charlie Kirk's widow stroked JD's hair!

And after their romantic family vacations getting booed together in Vermont and the Cotswolds.

From Vance's X account:
We're very excited to share the news that Usha is pregnant with our fourth child, a boy. Usha and the baby are doing well, and we look forward to welcoming him in late July. During this exciting and hectic time, we are particularly grateful for the military doctors who take excellent care of our family and the staff members who do so much to ensure that we can serve the country while enjoying a wonderful life with our children.

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Anyway, here is hoping for a healthy and safe delivery for Mrs. Vance, even though she and her husband endorse other women being sentenced to death for the crime of being pregnant.

May their baby be so adorable it melts all the racists' frozen little hearts, and they embrace multiculturalism and denounce the terrorism of brown people on our American streets, AMEN.

[Blue Owl]

1. Bwaaaaaaahahahaha

That's the first thing I thought of when I saw that news....